Hello everyone,

I recently returned from a trip to Singapore and Malaysia. Something very different from what I experienced in my previous trips to Bangkok and Pattaya. Definitely more expensive, but also the quality and service of the girls was to a higher standards. Vietnamese girls do know how to look after a punter. Sadly, the freelance spots in KL have been recently cleaned up and the offering was not up to a good standard as has been shown on various youtube channels just a few months ago. Apparently there were police raids carried out just a few weeks ago.

Flights to Singapore/Changi airport were much cheaper with BA ahead of the Easter holidays, we are talking almost half price and I booked only two weeks in advance before my departure. BA is celebrating their 100 year anniversary - so they have some decent deals going on currently.

I went to Singapore five or six years ago, and had an amazing time back then when I stayed at the Swissotel.

The last time I went, I remember that the flight took around 11 hours. This time it took 13.5h, due to the conflict in Kashmir the plane was not able to fly over that region and it took longer than usual  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:.

Anyways, after a long, long journey I arrived at the airport - you can either take a normal taxi or as is the norm nowadays download the app called GRAB to reach your final destination. My hotel was located near Clarke Quay/Robertson Quay and the ride took around 20-30 minutes costing somewhere between GBP10-GBP15 (SGD18-SGD27).

Singapore is safe and clean and offers a lot of cuisines from high end western restaurants to some fantastic hawker stalls, which serve delicious food at a fantastic price.

We have a very similar multi level offering for punters catered to how much they are willing to spend. The high-end (BRIX club at the basement of the Grand Hyatt), Mid-range Orchard Tower (Ipanema etc.) and Geylang (cheapest option, but I haven't visited).

I only visited the first two places this time around. At Brix, which is a high-end bar/club at the basement of the Grand Hyatt, you have to pay an entrance fee of SGD35, which is close to GBP20 - this allows you to pick an alcoholic drink of your choice. Inside you will encounter dozens of ladies, predominantly from Vietnam, but I have also seen a few Eastern European and Latinas doing their rounds. The ladies are not aggressive at all, and in my case only initiated a conversation when I asked them to come over. The patrons were from all over the world, but I would say most were businessmen or wealthy expats residing in Singapore for work. The short term rates were as follows (short term is like 1h/1shot) set at around SGD300, GBP 167 and long term/overnight SGD700, GBP390. A lot of eye candies and they certainly did dress to impress. Most spoke English and you were able to hold a basic conversation. The ones who spoke English well, did tend to charge more as I presume they have been longer in the game! Do not pay upfront, but at the end of the session - as too many want to head back to BRIX to scoop up the next customer. I once even incentivised one by offering SGD 600 for an overnight, and an added tip of SGD100, if and only if the service was top notch - she quickly agreed. I guess these places are not good, if you are trying to haggle too much - kind of kills the mood and I wouldn't expect a good service from the girl, even if a deal is struck, but at the same time, some chicks will try and fleece you with eye watering starting rates of SGD500 ST/ SG1000 LT, just because they know you are new. Do not give in, but chat to a few girls to get a feel of how much the going rate is. There is also a smoking area at the back of the venue, where you can easily have a friendly conversation with the many male solo visitors who are out to have a good time. For food, definitely try the Chilli Crab - yepp it is a bit messy but a must try, if you are do happen to be in these neck of the woods and something I tried and really much liked is a place called Song Fa, which serves locally known Bak Kut Teh, which is a Chinese pork bone soup with rice and some other nice dishes.

Ipanema at Orchard Tower, girls were not dressed up as nicely as at Brix and appearance wise a notch or two lower as well, but the price was also lower. Short term SGD350, LT SGD500. You have to pay entrance which costs something like SGD15-20, effectively you paid for a drink at the entrance. Girls were mostly from Vietnam, and relatively friendly. Many Japanese and Korean patrons visiting this place. They have a live band there playing decent music.

I also once ordered massage outcall by a local Singaporean chinese lady called Kelly Kassandra (you can find her ad on locanto singapore). 1h massage for SGD140. Upon completion of the massage she offers you: HJ for SGD50, Special HJ for SGD100, or topless HJ for SGD200. Bloody hell... she literally had me by the balls and I just wanted to see what she was like unclothed. She was pretty and didn't look like a typical massage girl, more like an office girl who just finished work. Long story short, she said that the last option was topless with her keeping her panties on. I somehow managed to finger her and oh boy, did she get wet and enjoyed herself.... Sex or oral was not on offer... It was quite an expensive massage with topless handrelief, but she did not seem to be a pro but more like an elegantly dressed office lady from work. If I ever booked her again, I would probably negotiate the extras upfront - as GBP190 for a 1h massage with hand relief is not something I would pay again.


Now let's head towards Malaysia. A number of budget airlines take you from Changi Airport to KL. Flight time is just 1h. 5* hotels in KL are amongst the most affordable in the region - AirBNB is also very good, with massive apartments, with an excellent view and swimming pools up for grabs at an affordable rate. Grab yourself a simcard with 8GB data for around GBP6 - you will need it as Grab taxi rides are just so damn cheap and the most convenient way to get around the city!

As Malaysia is a muslim country, I would recommend to be more cautious if it comes to indulging in our favourite hobby. Corruption is high and you do not want to end up in the middle of a raid or a situation where the police and the hooker are there to extort you.

The two freelance hotspots in Bukit Bintang are Beach Club Cafe and Thai Club & Bistro, both in walking distance from each other. For the former you pay 55 MYR entrace fee, which is roughly GBP10 entrance and this let's you pick a beverage of your choice and at the latter entrance was slightly cheaper costing 45 MYR, again you could pick a drink of your liking. I was a bit disappointed when it came to the quality and also number of girls at both venues and enquired one the waiters as to why the place was relatively empty compared to what I saw on youtube. He said there had been police raids conducted about two weeks ago, and both punters and ladies are hesitant coming to the freelance spots these days.

Well... what can you do? I didn't find any stunners here, but still ended up with a girl called Lily from Vietnam. We agreed on 400MYR/GBP75/USD100 for short term and if she was any good at it we would extend to long term which cost GBP135. These are the general rates.... the real stunners did not show up when I was there, so I only took a girl home once.

Another place I went to was SkyRiver - which cost MYR300 and you get a line up to chose from. Most customers are from the FarEast and they may not let other nationalities in. You have to ring a bell once you are in front of the glass door, and only if they are satisfied will they let you in. I had a line up of 5 girls to chose from, four from Vietnam and one from Thai. They take you up to a room and that is where they serve you. Bed and shower are reasonably clean. I saw a group of Koreans arriving when I left the place. It is just next to the shopping mall Fahrenheit 88.

Finally I tried one outcall. Booking was confirmed over whatsapp. They send two girls in a car and I was able to pick the one I liked. Paid her USD100 for 1h, and tipped her 50MYR as she was cheerful and did a decent job. It took her 30mins to arrive to my place. Mind you, a lot of the operators/agents pedal the same girls.... that is what the lady who served me told me.

I hope this review helps anyone who has not been to Singapore or Malaysia before. Enjoy!!