Hey everyone,
been a while.. I was in Bangkok Nnot long ago, first time ever.. worried at first but everything was better than expected. Got into town on August 2nd evening time, and stayed in Nana area, biggest red light district in Bangkok
went to a lot of places, plenty of stuff to write, this is probably the best city I've ever been to for punting. Anyone thinking of going, bring whatever foreign cash you have and exchange it in Thailand, you get the best rates. Super Rich is the place to go, you can find one at Nana BTS station also.
REPORT 1:
First night I went walking around the long street where the massive Nana entertainment plaza (NEP) was located.. my hotel is along that massive street with all the bars, etc - Nana Boss Suites hotel. I went floor to floor inside NEP to get a look at the Go Go bars and clubs, not too bad. Went into one on the 2nd floor, forgot the name. Inside the waitress lady gave me a menu and started flirting with me (think she was joking though, hope so anyway), she was probably in her late 50s, chubby and not attractive. She pointed to the punter next to me who had a hot girl with him and said, "she has a drink, why don't you buy me one?" Lol I laughed and told her to come back later
So I ordered a Heineken bottle, costs about 180 Baht.. sipped it slowly while checking out the girls on stage. They were all wearing bikinis and just standing in a row shaking their hips.. saw a few nice ones but nothing that caught my eye. The girls changed positions every 10 mins or so and girls who just finished their clients came back on stage.. basically rotating. The boss kept poking at me asking me to pick, they said short time 3000 for one hour and 7000 for long time overnight. I already knew about the bar fine (fee for taking the lady out of the bar). I did choose one girl I saw earlier that wasn't on stage. The mama-san went looking for her, she was short and had blonde hair. She brought her to the shop floor from the back area and pointed at me, she then came over and sat beside me. I asked her if she wanted a drink and she asked for a lady drink. When she finished, the mama-san asked me to pay 4000 for the girl (suddenly changed from 3000 to 4000 just like that), 350 bar fine And then she grabbed my hand and led me upstairs to the third floor to the back room. We had to wait as there was other punters in the rooms. She asked me if I had my own condom and I told her no, she then asked for 30 Baht to pay for one packet from the receptionist. After 10 mins we went in. We showered separately.. after drying up we sat on the bed after some small talk. Started off with some DKF and then DATY, completely clean shaven. After DATY for about 3 mins (which was heaven
btw) she went for a capped BJ which lasted less than 30 secs, it was not good at all. After that she went on top and then switched positions.. rock hard fit body with nice fake rock hard tits. After 10 or so mins I finished off by shooting the load on her stomach. Overall it wasn't great, nor terrible. We showered and got dressed. On the way out she asked for a tip, gave her a 100. She held my hand and led me downstairs, said goodbye and returned to the club.
PS you can get a box of 3 condoms for about 30 Baht at Boots, beats the super thick uncomfortable ones they provide you with at the service rooms.
NAME: forgot her name, she only had a number at the bar.
ADDRESS: NANA PLAZA
DATE: AUG 2, 2018
PRICE: 4000, 350 bar fine, about 180 for lady drink, 30 condom, 100 tip
REPEAT: probably not.
REPORT 2:
Second day I went to try a Blow Job bar.. walked to Sukumvit Soi 33 from Nana, took a while to find via google map but after 40 or so mins, finally got it. It's hidden in an alley type street but still easy to find as the whole salon is pink. At the entrance there was a few girls sitting in chairs and when I opened the door the receptionist girl greeted me and handed over a menu with the prices (please see attached photos).. after I chose the package she gave me a tablet with the available girls and I can select which one I desired. I picked a girl who came down and guided me upstairs after I took off my shoes at the lobby area. It was basically one large room with walls separating them from each other. When I got into the stall, I took off my clothes and she told me to stand by the black sink which had a hose type shower head.. I stood by the sink with my junk hanging into the sink and she washed it down with soap, etc. After drying up I layed on the bed and for the next 30 mins she gave me a BB BJ. It was so so, didn't feel a thing.. was actually getting bored and hoping it would end, but I finally came in the end after half an hour
While she gave me a BJ she took off her top also, but that was basically it. For the price of 1300 it was not bad, as you can cum twice in a 40 min session. The room was quite dirty, when I walked in the floor was soaking wet with a dirty towel on the floor and the sheets were sticky from the previous customers. Note it was like 30 plus degrees that day if I remember.
NAME: CAT
DATE: AUG 3, 2018
ADDRESS: 7 HEAVEN, Sukhumvit soi 33
PRICE: 1300 / 40 MINS
REPEAT: NO
REPORT 3:
As I mentioned earlier, I stayed on that long street in Nana with bars, massage parlours, etc. I always heard the massages in Thailand were the best, so I needed to try. During the late hours of the night when most places were starting to close out, I walked back to my hotel from 711 and saw a bunch of young looking girls asking me to come in for a massage. Saw the prices and thought it was too good to be true - 400 Baht for one hour oil massage by a pretty young girl. Stupidly I walked in. One of the girls asked me to pay at the desk before she took me upstairs. When I was inside the stall, she asked me to remove my clothes and wait a few mins til she got back. After 5 mins or so, she came back with a basket full of stuff, the usual baby oil, wet wipes, etc. she then asked me to lay on my back and she proceeded to massage my legs and arms with baby oil for less than 10 mins, then here is where it gets funny. The girl then asked me to pay her 1000 Baht or another woman will come in and finish me off. She explained the 1000 Baht includes hand job and that the original 400 was only massage with baby oil for a few mins before a older woman took off. I was WTF?
So yeah, basically the 400 Baht price tag was too good to be true, you're never going to get a pretty young girl to give you a baby oil massage for an hour for that price. So that was the hidden charge. I paid her an extra 1000 Baht for a HJ because I didn't want some gross old lady to finish off the massage for the rest of the 50 mins. The HJ lasted about 20 mins but I couldn't come, felt nothing. I don't know if it was because of the Blow Job bar I went to earlier, maybe I was doing it too much (scroll down and you will know what I mean).
So I didn't finish, spent most of the time just talking to her, asking this and that. After the time was up, I put on my clothes, said goodbye and went on my way back to the hotel. I saw the same girl at least 10 more times on different nights as I always walked past the parlor on the way back to my hotel.
NAME: forgot the girls name
DATE: AUG 5, 2018
ADDRESS: NANA - closest massage parlor to Nana Boss Suites hotel (see attached photo)
PRICE: 400 + 1000
REPEAT: Hell no.
REPORT 4:
Unsatisfied with the previous trip, I went out to Huay Kwang via Sky Train / MRT - this place is loaded with really fancy 5-star hotel-like entertainment parlors, many of them also offer proper food and drinks while you check out a roster ladies on stage for your choosing (Fish Bowl). The first place I walked to from the MRT station was Emmanuelle - extremely fancy looking building. I wasn't sure how many floors they had, saw 2 punters sitting outside the door on top of the staircase having a drink, so I walked upstairs and went through one of the doors. Was greeted by staff and then shown a table where they gave me a menu. When I sat down I saw a long line of girls who were of model quality sitting on sofas waiting to be picked up. I flipped through the menu and ordered one drink at 180 Baht, then one of the female staff came over to me and gave me a card with prices on them (see attached photo) - each girl had a badge with a number on it, each one different price. Most of the customers here were mostly Asian - Japanese and PRC businessmen in suits, only saw westerner. I downed the drink over 15 mins, think the staff was getting annoyed at me because I didn't choose or buy any more beverages - don't get me wrong, I saw some nice ladies but it was light drizzle outside so I wanted to take my time, plus there were many other places I wanted to check out before deciding. I gave the waiter 200 but he didn't give me any change back for some reason. I left shortly after to check out another joint.
The next massage place I walked to was ALAINA - another super fancy establishment about 5 mins walk away down the opposite end of the street.. time was running short so I decided to settle on this place for the night as the MRT closes midnight. There was a bunch of young female staff standing outside when I walked up the stairs, they greeted me and ushered me in. When I walked into the lobby, it looked like a hotel - went to the restroom first then sat down and ordered a red bull at 150 Baht (good price for the drinks compared to other places I went to). I sat down for about 10 mins to freshen up and enjoy my drink before choosing a girl
I saw some of the women come back on stage to join the other girls but none caught my eye. Again when I sat down I was shown a card and the female staff showed me some of the photos she had on her phone for a closer look. I settled for a 3000 Baht lady, money wasn't an issue, just thought she was the nicest of the bunch. The girl was called over and then she grabbed my hand and we went to the reception to pay the 3000. After that we went into the elevator and went up a few floors to a hallway of rooms. There were cleaners coming in and out of rooms, didn't see many punters around in the rooms as it was getting late. We made small talk, got to know each other a little bit better before starting. Undressed and sat on the bed then I heard a knock on the door, the waiter chased me for the 150 bill for the red bull, paid that and then she left. After the girl got undressed we headed to the large bath tub which was full of fresh warm water.. she layed down and she put my legs under her arms and washed my chest, arms and down below. After a few mins of washing we got up and rinsed off. When we finally got dried, layed down on the bed and she started off with the typical nipple sucking then worked it down from there to a BBBJ - good skilled BJ and also got DFK. Capped and she went on top, switched positions after a while, but after 20 mins or so, I got soft and couldn't finish. I was tired out from the places I went to earlier and just couldn't do it. She apologized but I told her I was sorry, that I was really exhausted (which I was).. then we headed back to the bath tub and cleaned up. We spoke some more while I put on my clothes.. while I was taking photos of the room she said if I wanted to take a photo with her
Snapped a few quick photos and then headed to the elevator back downstairs. Spotted her a 100 tip, she gave me her LINE and then we departed ways.
NAME: ALAINA
DATE: AUG 6, 2018
ADDRESS: Huay Kwang
PRICE: 3000 + 100 tip
REPEAT: If I was in the area, and already checked out all the other places, I def. would - also drink prices here are excellent and the service to top notch
REPORT 5:
Saving the best for last, this was my final full day in Bangkok before flying back to HK the next morning, left the hotel super early at 6'ish am. Read a ton of reviews on the massage shops in the area, and this place tops the rest.. and I think I know why now. The day I came here it was a beautiful day, sunny and warm, just about right.. so I could slow it down a bit and take my time walking around the area. Paradise Massage was about 10 plus mins walk from the nearest station, along the way I saw a lot of other massage joints with beautiful girls outside them. Paradise is located in a alleyway completely packed with other massage shops! See my attached photo to get a good idea on how many shops there are - one day I'm going to try 2 one after the other
going to make it my mission to try all the shops there. Walked through the door and was greeted by a really sexy woman, probably in her early 30's - she offered me a bottle of water and asked me to sit down on the soft chair and handed me a large thick book with menus inside. It was different than the menu they had on the table. Saw a lot of interesting options, she even told me she would give me discount on this and this, and recommended me some stuff. The girls were all sitting behind me waiting for me to pick which option I wanted. One thing that caught my eye was the Glory Hole service - I watch a lot of porn and one of the things I enjoy watching is the GH stuff, never tried it before, nor know where to get it.. until now. The lady told me 2 girls can give me a blow job/hand job through the Glory Hole.. and I was sold! Chose that, paid and then 2 girls lead me upstairs into the room. We all got into the room and the girls asked me to take off my clothes and take a shower. I showered while they left the room to grab a basket full of stuff - baby oil, tissues, the usual. They returned and took off all their clothes and proceeded to give me one of the best freaking massages of all time - not kidding, they knew how to do it right. 4 hand massage by 2 naked ladies, don't get any better than that. After 15 mins or so of massaging, they asked me if I wanted 1 or 2 shots - I asked for 2.. one of the girls went under the table and started playing with my junk (the massage table had a large hole in it) then she started to suck my nuts and capped me for a blow job - a few mins of sucking I didn't cum so she ripped off the condom, put some baby oil on it and rubbed and tugged while moaning under the table until I shot the load all over the floor. She then got wet tissues and cleaned the cum off my cock while still under the table and came back to the top. The massage continued with them rubbing more baby oil all over my body and all over theirs too, rubbing their sweet oily ass and tits all over my body, my balls and cock
they massaged me front, center and also my back until they turned me for another capped blow job - the 2nd girl to give me a BJ wasn't as good as the first one, as I could feel her teeth biting down on my cock, but it was still satisfying. While she sucked me off, the other girl continued to rub her tits and ass all over me before they took off the condom for one last shot. For the last one they poured more baby oil all over my junk and all over their breasts and then put my cock in between their breasts to try and get it out.. after a few mins one of them again rubbed her tits on my chest and sucked my nipples while the other jerked me off - and a lot still came out for the 2nd run even though I already came not long before - surprised I could cum twice in less than an hour. They cleaned me up and then gave me a massage until the clock ticked down to the last 5 mins. We chatted and they then grabbed towels and headed to the staff showers while I got washed inside the room - never in my life have I ever had that much baby oil all over me, and never have I ever had such an amazing massage before! I spent more than 5 mins in the shower trying to clean the oil off of me but no prevail, I just got dressed and headed back to the lobby area. When I headed down to grab my shoes, I sat down on the chair again and the receptionist offered me another bottle of water. The 2 girls that gave me the massage were already dressed and sitting on the sofa waiting for the next customer, they said good bye and asked me to come again and then I left. Got to say this again, best ever massage ever, don't know why I didn't go to Bangkok years earlier.. spent majority of my time and money in HK
NAME: Paradise Massage
DATE: AUG, 9, 2018
ADDRESS: Sukhumvit Soi 22
PRICE: 3500 for HJ, BJ, Prostate Massage - cum twice with 2 girls, plus free Glory Hole - 90 mins.
REPEAT: HELL YES - Best massage I ever got in my life, first time trying a Glory Hole and the 2 girls had a lot of experience, excellent massage skills.
Price was a real steal also
CONCLUSION:
To sum my Bangkok trip, it amazing.. one regret is that I didn't extend my ticket or stay much longer as I heard Pattaya is even crazier than Bangkok - guess I will have to wait and find out next time.
So many massage shops there and so little time, will definitely come back to Nana again and try some more of the Go Go bars in the area and the other massage parlors.
