At last I've been to No 8 and done it! but I don't think I'll write a full report as this was my first time with an Asian girl and I don't feel qualified. What I wanted to do is ask you bros how I could have got more from the situation. As it is I feel I got the bare minimum.

Was shown into the room with the porn on and the blue vinall 'bed' by a welcoming man. I asked for a Chinese - short and slim. The guy showed me some pix and eventually I was shown a girl who fitted the bill but too big titted. But I was nervous and new to this so I went with her. Paid my $360 to the guy at the desk, again very friendly, and followed the girl. No conversation possible but I discovered she is called Tu Tu.

Basically she lets me shag her in several positions, checking the end of my condom between each change of position, but she was quite unresponsive except that she moaned about my size before she got the condom on me and then hated it if I pushed deep. She kept saying 'come on' hoping that I would finish quick. She had a pained look on her face all the time! Still, we kept at it for a good long time.

Question is: I couldn't get her to kiss, no blow job seemed to be on offer, and she would not let my fingers anywhere near her cunt!!!! So all a bit one-sided. Now I did not feel capable of 'doing a Jake', so what could I have done to get a bit more out of it? I am intending to visit the place again, so any advice from you experienced bros would be welcome !

hit and miss.

2ndly, I guess they only offer you gals who do Gwailou.
Dick size problem.

Once u are regular, the pap will give priority treatment.

Also, try sit outside the couch and not in the room.
cos u get to see lots of other gals called up for other customers and u can choose also. Just ask the boss if those gals will go Gwailou.

Your gal just plain lazy and service below par.
BJ is supposed to be guarantedd from Brothel gals.
Even if u dick is big or small, they will ask you to cum fast. Just cover their mouth and ask them to shut up.

Fingering....shld be ok. not sure just I do not like to fcuk them with my hand.
Daty....I avoid in brothels. sometime they do not clean up properly and these gals are doing heavy business per day.
Kissing, most do not allow.

That;s the spirit. Return for more. You will get what you want.
Better still, stay and rest, go for 2nd or 3rd gals.
That;s the only thing I hate MK, I never leave after the 1st gal, I am so greedy.

That is interesting. I'll be reporting on my first MK no.8 later.

pagolo can you confirm that you look like a Gwailo?

Cos I'm BBC and the guys were pretty friendly. They gave me the got to make sure you're not a cop drilling and then told my girl to take very good care of me, which by and large she did. Also I paid AFTER...

BBC is not gwai lou.
and you speak canto/chi....

what is BBC? Yes I look gualou sure!

I know, that's my point. I'm getting better service than other bros cos I'm yellow.

Even though Jake is a longtime regular he still pays upfront. While on my first visit I paid after. Maybe an anomaly for my first time but we'll find out on my subsequent visits   

pagolo, BBC = British Born Chinese

[ Last edited by  bbbjp at 17-10-2008 22:06 ]

Bbbjp - thanks for the info. You must have the advantage of looking right for the Chinese girls and (perhaps) speaking the language.

I've been brooding on my experience today and... well, I'll be honest: I have never had such a vice-like grip from a working girl! But...I do feel the girl must have disliked her work and especially disliked white punters. The number of times I smiled and looked into her eyes- you would think she would have trusted me but NO.

If you do file your report on 8 mongkok please would you PM me a copy coz I have limited rights of access on this forum being a newbie.

Please could anyone give me the chinese version of 'blow job/oral' and DFK and and 'finger pussy' in phonetic form? I could at least try that on the papa next time (if you know what I mean!). No doubt |I'll have the wrong intonation!

[ Last edited by  pagolo at 17-10-2008 22:38 ]

You can try gesture and body language on BJ.

DFK....just say "kiss kiss" ok?

In fact the boss will definitely just say Yes to please you. But at least he knows what you want and will call for gals with good service.

But 1 thing u need to remember and I mention few times. The gals does not belong to the Brothel / boss looking after the place. The gals are from the street look after by agent nearby.
So, many at time, the boss do not really who the level of skills / service of every gals unless there are some particular outstanding gals or regulars.

I didn't get DFK either. I guess the you were unlucky on the BJ-less routine.

I'm not sure this is the right terminology but I'd say BJ is something like "tsui di di". Of course you may find that she only speak Putonghua.

I was told "Ham Lan" is "suck dick"

but that could be way off the mark ...

you're a gent, sir!

Not sure what that is. Mine is Canto literally Tsui = blow (like a flute or something) and then di di is just a term for your johnson.