I sometimes try places for which I can't find many reviews on boards, so decided to check out some of the soapies in Phetchburi.

Date and Time of session: June 2018, around 9 PM
Location: Phetchburi Road, close to Ekkamai
Name: Honestly can't remember
Nationality and Language: Thai
Age: Mid 20s
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Skill: 2/5
Service: 1/5
Price and Session Length: 1800 baht for 2 hours (single shot)
Repeat: Hell no

So I walked in at around 8:45 PM. The layout is a standard soapy format, with several girls in the fishbowl right in front from where you walk in. There were quite a few local people sitting at the tables, and I got the feeling that if you so desire, you can sit down, grab a drink, call one of the girls and talk to them to see if your chemistry will work. I was too lazy to do so (would have gone to a go go if I wanted to do that) so decided to look at the girls and go in. There were also some girls to the right which the manager told me were higher priced. However, I found none of those attractive, so selected a girl from the front.

A girl ended up drawing my eye, sitting in the corner of the fishbowl. She had (what I thought to be) a really cute face, and a body with some curves. She wasn't super skinny (which I don't like anyway), slim, and just shy of being slightly plump and she had really big knockers (later saw that they were fake, but still found her hot), so I selected her. I talked to the manager, and he said I would have two hours time (one shot only, not like the oilies).

So we went to the cashier counter and I paid the agreed amount. We went into the room, and she quickly got the bathtub running. The room was full of mirrors on the walls and even the ceiling so you can look at yourself doing the nasty from all angles if that is your thing. Once the bathtub was full, she asked me to strip, stripped herself, and quickly started cleaning me up in the bathtub. It was all very mechanical and it seemed she was in a great hurry (this will be important). She cleaned my member thoroughly with soap, and gave it a bit of a tug, but wouldn't put her mouth on it without a condom on.

I got out of the bath, and asked her to massage me a bit (I've got two hours I thought, want to relax and have fun.) She got a bit pissy about this, and was terrible, so I decided to get on with it.

She blew me for a bit with the condom on (maybe 30 seconds) and lay down on the bed. I was bit annoyed since i hadn't asked her to stop, but her technique was pretty shit anyway. So I got into the missionary position and pumped away for a couple of minutes (I will admit, I enjoyed looking at myself fucking her on the various mirrors throughout the session. Then I asked her to flip over for doggystyle, and continued.

Very quickly she started making tsking sounds, and asking when I was going to cum. We hadn't even been fucking for very long and I was beginning to get annoyed since she was trying to hurry everything up. Later, I think at around 9:30 PM, there was a lot of noise coming from outside, and as it turns out, the place was having a party for its employees on that day. Obviously she wanted to rush me because she wanted to go to the party, and she kept whining in between about when I was going to cum. At this stage I was pretty pissed as I had been told I would have two hours, and it was apparent that after only half an hour, the girl just wanted to leave to join the party. This ended up completely killing my boner since she had been whining so much, so I decided to end the session.

It seemed she couldn't even care less, and hurriedly got dressed and asked me to dress so that we could leave. Outside, there were large tables brought into the lobby area, with a lot of the girls there. I looked around for the manager but couldn't find him so decided to just leave it.

If the manager had told me that there would be a party going on at 9:30, I would have said fair, and left, or gone in knowing that I may need to hurry. But he kept me uninformed, which was really shitty.

Overall, I would not recommend the place since they clearly don't care about clients, or at least foreign ones.