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Post at 14-10-2008 21:07  Profile P.M. 
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Almost Died

A husband having a bedtime chat with wife talking about life..
In-between, they talked about the
idea of living or dying.

Husband says to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally
dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect

all the contraptions that are keeping me alive,

I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the bed with this real look of
admiration towards him...and proceeded to disconnect

the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer,

the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went

to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

*....HE ALMOST DIED!!!*
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Post at 15-10-2008 00:35  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Dumbo's post

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Post at 16-10-2008 08:52  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Dumbo's post

Well, from the sound of it he is a couch POTATO, so falls into the vegetable category!
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