Date & Time: Early November 30, mid-afternoon
Location: Kama Spa, Wyndham St.
Name: Mia
Nationality: Chinese - Mandarin
Age: never guess
Face: 3/5, something captivating about her look
Body: 2/5, only because her photos are doctored
Skill: 0/5 part 1, 3/5 part 2
Service: 0/5
GFE: 1/5, not much communication
Price & Length: $1,200 for 60 min
Repeat: Nope


So I decide to have a look at my go-to joint and notice Mia in the photo lineup. Mia’s face is close to the photos, she’s stunning and has a classic look and dreamy eyes that almost made everything I am about to tell you worthwhile... almost.

First; I asked for the works. VIP and B2B But was first taken to a standard room. “No thanks “, I told them and the price went up.

I showered and Mia took some time to show up. Then we got started and I knew straight away that I was in for a mess of a massage. It started like I was being pressed in the back lightly with two pieces of lumber. That and her flat hand technique suggested to me that she unfortunately may never have been given a massage herself.

I can spare you the details but rock bottom moment came when I flipped and instead of the usual treatment I had what felt like a 45 min face massage, including pressing on my eyeballs and “cupping” my ears. The crescendo came when she started limply pressing my temples lighter... and lighter... and nothing... finally I had enough. I sprung up just in time to see that she had dozed off.

Seriously.

I felt bad but I was also not happy so instead I rode it out like a sucker hoping that phase II was redemption.

She snapped to and I guess was a tiny bit embarrassed and essentially pantomimed it was time to get to business. She finally disrobed (I had paid for B2B which usually has full nudity the whole time...) and the oil came out. However, ... she told me to flip on my stomach again?

From here I can say things did improve. She spent a reasonable amount of time with the B2B without overdoing it. Then the flip (#2) came and she went straight to LB. She didn’t want anything to do with my subtle advances which is fine and I backed off. Alas there was no LS action which is usually why I opt for vip B2B....whatever.

Then she employed a combo of arm assisted TJ and double handed HJ to carry on. At first there was just the perfect amount of rhythm, starting and stopping. From here I could see her captivating face and right on time she quickened the pace with two hands and I exuded happiness. Would have been better if my hands were free to explore.

She helped me shower and I quickly paid and left.

Mia seems sweet enough and has a pretty face, but she has less than zero massage skills and the service was poor. Despite my limited attempts to speak some mandarin she was quiet and obviously tired. Save your money, gents and I’ll hope she gets some training from her peers if she stays in the profession.