When I read this, it made me miss HK more. Thanks Jack!
BTW, he didn't say "all these punts". Instead, "these punts are all average". I assume he meant punts at King Hing. I am probably wrong.
To ManchesterU: If you referring to King Hing punts only, don't let Jack convince you to give up porn and masturbating and further punish yourself by fucking your nagging SO only.

You won't thank him for that later.

Instead, choose a different building. There are plenty of those. Or, choose one of the girls in the adverts on the side, top and bottom of every thread. There are even more of those.