Preface: went out for a walk totally forgetting whats up in that area, my hotel is quite near by. had a quick drink at the thai place in the garden in front of regal.
got accosted by this older Chinese lady that speaks canto/english/mando. i told her i ws sick of mainland and russians but she had a solution.
the mama tells me be warned they cost more because their rare.
Date & Time of Session: 00:00 28/4/16
Location: hooker garden our side of regal hotel TST
Name: aleja
Link:N/A
Agent:N/A
Nationality & Language: Spanish (spanish) (some english)
Age: ~18
Face: 3.5/5
Body: 2/5
Skill:2/5
Service:5/5
GFE:4/5
PSE:2/5
Price & Session Length: 1.5K + 50HKD for a family size chips
45 mins (sent her home early)
Repeat: maybe
ok guys, please forgive the shitty grammar and punctuation, this keyboard seems to be made for children. lets make this short and sweet
two spanish chicks sitting out side of regal on the bench one real one fake blond the fake blond was the one i choose. she was stealth fat. FUCK
sad tits stealth fat. mama san wouldent let her go for under 1.5 but thats fine i needed spain off my list. the hot one looked younger but was costing upwards of 1.8 for ST so fuck that too.
stealthfatty was pretty fun, pretty darn friendly and giggly. my shit spanish and her shit english turned out pretty fun. \
sex was meh. really, it was meh. CBJ followed with a few positions then
so after the 10 minutes of sad sex and me grunting like so dirty forest creature she asks for food
SHE FUCKING ASKS FOR FOOD......WTF. at this point i throw her what pogie bait i have left (bbq lays) all the while trying to figure if GOD FUCKING HATES ME OR NOT. silver lining:bitch tells jokes.....
like fucking good jokes.... in shitty english. IE: (sic) what do you is call fat chinese man? you is call ------hu jing BAO.....
yea bitch had to go .
TL;DR
i fucked/fed fat spanish amy schumer.
PS: i have her wechat. PM me if you wanna watch some weird fat girl shit go down (she also has hot friends)