Hi folks, Homer here.

It's been a while since last time writing a report but you know life's busy. Kids, family and work they all want to have their fair share of attention....and my little Homey also wants to have some attention from time to time. If you know what i mean

You might know my friend Lenny - he's a horny bastard. The bugger lives in Shanghai now and likes to frequent the Saunas there, not for the massage that is.   From time to time Homer manages to arrange a business trip to Shanghai and have a Duff or two with Lenny. And couple of weeks ago had such a trip.

So Homey was in Shanghai and Lenny was busy. D'oh! No time for Duff with him that night.  To make up for it he hooked me up with girl that was supposed to come to my room. A kind of girl I would like he said. I was a bit doubtful about the arrangement of a girl coming to my room. Not worried about co-workers catching me red-handed. Solo trip .  But worried about safety . What do i do if the girl is no good and rejects to leave? Or robs me? Better lock up the valuables in the safe before she arrives.  Nevertheless Lenny knows me well so I was sure it was going to be a great girl. Half an hour before my 'booking' Lenny sends me a wechat message reading: " Your kind of girl, isn't it? Have fun. L " There was also a link to the site (not sure i can post it here - so please PM me if you want the link)

And that's what I found on the site:
Baby Escort in Shanghai - Petite Tiny Teen Body
                Name: Baby
    Age: 19
    Weight: 35 kg
    Height: 145 cm
    Body: Super Tiny with A-Cup
    Service: Full Service Escort


"Shit - hopefully the age is correct. Don't want to end in a shanghai slammer" - Don't worry I have asked her in the room for a photo ID to make sure things are ok.

She arrived ahead of time, I was still on the phone with the boss and the poor girl had to wait in the hotel lobby for 10 mins. Need to fetch her from downstairs as the hotel uses door keys for lift security. Not practical for punting, but an obstable for your everyday criminal. Baby is easy to spot - even in her heel boots (decent street wear, nothing slutty thank heavens) she is tiny. Upstairs we go and I through my few words of mandarin at her in the lift to break the ice. No English. So it's sign language, fooling around and the occasional mobile phone translation.

Back in the room I lift her up for a welcome kiss - what can I tell you - she is light as a feather. Even me being no Hulk Hogan (sorry no vid) I can lift her easily. Off with the shoes and she a is shrinking a fair bit. But that's okay with Homer.  With her built she reminds me of Korean American porn acctress Kitty Jung or if you prefer JAV she's like Shuna Kagami (if unfamiliar check pic below)

Clothes come off - saliva exchanged - exploring the Queen size - time for shower.

There I make two discoveries - the less pleasnt one were unshaved pits - if that bothers you, consider yourself warned. The other was that the little thing speaks Canto! She is from the South and loves Hong Kong - she loves shopping! Realising my canto sucks she speaks slowly and is patient with my mispronuncations. Good girl. But it really helped in terms of communication.

Back to the 60 x 80 and let her taste little Homey. Her BJ skills are decent and enjoyable. She also enjoys a decent diner at the Y so flip her around easily (remember it's 35 airy kg or 77 lbs). It would have been even more delightful with shaved pussy, but that's not so common in the PRC. I have to make use of that fact she is super light and try the standing 69 that I see in the porn movies. Baby was little surprised, almost used to get tossed around by horny bastards.

Must do items were the stand-up fuck with her hanging on to me in front of the mirror. And of course top of the office desk, on the floor. And occassionally the bed. Believe me, it's super easy to move her around and she is very flexible too. She showed no sign of GDS and can take little Homer deep withhout any discomfort. Bingo! CIM was okay with her - but unfortunatley she didn't gulp down the spunk but spat it into tissue paper.

Wrapping up - PSE, check, GFE, check - did Larry get my taste right, check! Re-try? Haven't been back to SHG yet. Preferably sooner than later.

Questions or comments? Post them below.
   
tl:dr - Homey's PSE fucking a short and lightweight girl and would do her again.

@ts7478 - The treat was on me as payment was to the girl directly. 2hrs 1900 rmb
@twice: Thanks for the Ks. Last pic is the Japanese AV star I referenced baby to in my report. Dun think she is that well known.

I am pretty sure she is not underage. Met her several times already and used to talk with her a little bit more, and if you do so, you will very fast also "find" the mature lady in the tiny child body.
I guess we both talk about this baby here: http://www.shanghai-nightlife-guide.com/independent-escort-girls/baby-tiny-teen-body/ right?

But I follow the page where she is listed frequently and if you are not fixed on a special date, than it`s worth to wait for a special offer, because she is really very often "on sale" there.
than one hour is 1000 instead of 1500 and sometimes also on this pay 1 get on free deal, than 2 hours 1500 instead of her 1900. And as I said, I never need to wait long time for her next special offer listing.
I just checked and today she is listed on the 1000 RMB set: http://www.shanghai-nightlife-guide.com/independent-escort-girls/

And I can confirm she is a special experience for sure! But I also tried to offer her even extra money if she would shave her bush, but failed, even I went up to 5000 RMB, which was just a test than and I was lucky that she refused, because I was willing to to go up to 2000 to see this pussy without the hair, but the 5000 out of my limit and came out just because I did not believe she has so much interest on a harry pussy, but there must be a reason, but I did not find it out yet

Hey Roger,
Thanks for your feedback. You got a good taste in girls
Great advice to wait for her to be on 'special sale' - will try that next time I am in Shanghai, although usually my time there is super busy.

Yeah, I would have loved to see and taste her hairless pussy. I should try to ask next time. Maybe she considers if more people ask   
Best guess  why she keeps the bush is superstition or private relationship.

Have you tried any of the other girls that use the shanghai-nightlife-guide? I am particularly interested in Cathrine the self proclaimed porn queen.
http://www.shanghai-nightlife-gu ... athrine-porn-queen/

yes asian little spinners kick ass. its nice to see you guys are generous with the cash. but i wonder homey if you ever return to ac as you mentioned in my post you haven't been there in years. for the money you spend man you would be the pimp daddy at the bar. i'm glad to see this report and hope to see more in the future. take care

And sorry, no feedback for Cathy available from my side. I tried several of the other girls there like Carol, Bella, Yuan Yuan and lately Lucy. For my taste Cecilia was a great choice, also tiny, but easy to communicate and really passionate, but I never met Cathy. I am more into the "romantic sex" and girlfriend experience and many of the things Cathy seems to prefer like deep throat and so on are more downers for me, because I am totally not into the porn movie style of sex, so you can imagine she did not attracted me with her profile at all!
By the way Baby send me a message on Wechat this days that her friend will also come to work there soon, seems same body type Than a double flight with two tiny girls which you can easily lift up together. Sounds interesting

Great feedback. Looked at the girls and Cecilia looks yummy. A little exotic/  Never tried a Cambodian before. And she seems to like deliveries at the backdoor   

No worries about Cathrine - different folks, different strokes.  A girl from the wild side from time to time is what the Doc recommends to Homer.

Double flight with twho tiny girls - that sounds like balanced weight training. One sitting on the left, the other on the right arm.

I just could see they have a picture of baby and her friend on the page now too: http://www.shanghai-nightlife-gu ... aby-tiny-teen-body/
seems they are on promotion now. Not sure how long, but with some discount for book both. Just to update the topic ;-)

wow looks like you had a nice one.

Cathrine looks like Tyrion Lannister with fake big-eye contacts. She's a weightlifter with the disproportionately small hands (a la a 'little person'), breasts and the broad shouldered lumber of a heavy gym user. She speaks English like a Russian and I bailed early.