Some more wife jokes
We can't live with 'em and we can't live without 'em - so here goes.................
1. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
2. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?'
The driver said, 'No, jump in!'
3. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
4. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
5. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
6. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust!'
7. Window shopping one day she says "I'd look good in something long and flowing." So I threw her into the river.
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