Sportsman's Double
I ended up with an older woman at the bar last night. She looked okay for a 61
year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and
then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome" she said.
I said "No" - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs "Mum, you still awake?"
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