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I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much,
smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
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A little old lady's phone rings late one night and she answers it.
"Hello" a deep voice on the other end says "I know you, you'd like me to push
you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and
make rough love to you".

The old lady looks at the phone blushing in amazement and replies
"Wow. You can tell all this from a single 'Hello?'"
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The traveller knocked on the door of the house where a cab driver had told
him he could be sexually accommodated.
An eye-level panel slid open and a sexy female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed" said the man.

"Okay mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation
fee through the mail slot" answered the sultry voice.

The man did this, the panel closed, several minutes passed. Nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.
"Hey" exclaimed the sport "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice "Again?"
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