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MEN - WHY's

Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their arse-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)




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Now I know why!
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Reply #1 hunter's post

Funny bro    - but it sounds like a chick joke.    Would have to be a rude chick though.




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Reply #1 hunter's post



#'s 5&8 are brilliant!




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Reply #3 Jake's post

Yeah....got it from this divorced fren of mine....single mum......




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Thanks for telling everyone my shortcomings!
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Reply #4 Marsupial's post

#5 - Yeah, funny, but my wife is convinced that my dogs are smarter than me - seriously.  




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Reply #7 Jake's post

Has the wife caught you humping some chick's leg at a cocktail party?




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