The danger of the minge
Harry is sitting at home with his girlfriend baby-sitting for his little sister, once they put her to bed Harry and his girlfriend start getting
more comfortable and just as Harry slides his hand up her skirt his mother walks in. "HARRY! I want a word with you in the kitchen!" So he follows his mother in and she says, "Harry, I never want to see you doing that again!" "Why?" Harry asks.
"Because up between them legs is a black hole and it's got teeth in it, if you put your hand near it again it'll bite your fingers off!"
Harry promises his mother that he won't. The years go on and Harry finally marries his childhood sweet heart. On their honeymoon, Harry
kisses his wife then rolls over and starts to go to sleep; his wife, rather annoyed cries, "Harry, I've been waiting years for this day and I
want you to make love to me!" "Oh no, no, no," Harry answers, "my mother told me that up between your legs you've got a black hole
with teeth in it, and if I go near it, it will bite me!"
Laughing, his wife rolls over and picks up a torch, shining it between her legs she says, "Can you see any teeth up there?" Harry moved
down the bed to look, "Well Harry, can you?!" his wife asks.
"No, there's no teeth, but I'm not surprised looking at the state of your gums!"
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