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Post at 19-7-2008 02:45  Profile P.M. 
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The blind girl

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"

Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see
in the morning."

So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the
prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around
her head, and took her to bed.

The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."

So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited.
Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
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mike999
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Post at 19-7-2008 11:14  Profile P.M. 
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hahahaha what a mom..............makin her child fooool..........
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Post at 21-7-2008 07:51  Profile P.M. 
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Guile, I'm getting a theme with your jokes.....
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Anybody ever met a blind WG. Might be quite erotic, ya think?




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