A Hooker's Tax Return
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “questions?
He gets her name, address etc and then asks
What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I am a whore.”
The accountants says rephrase that.”
The woman, “OK, I m a prostitute.”
“No, that is still too rude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “Im a chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
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