Subject: solo male traveler to hong kong and only speak english!!! Nervous!!
CunningLinguist
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Post at 13-6-2008 01:26  Profile P.M. 
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Bro nmalagn:

Don't listen to these assholes - they're just trying to scare you with their exaggerations. HK is safe enough. The murder rate has been going down a lot, and kidnappings fortunately usually end in safe release. Most nationals (and especially American citizens) usually return home intact, so don't worry to much. I mean, millions of tourists visit HK each year and believe me plenty have had very positive experiences indeed.

So cum and enjoy! And don't forget to post reports on your mongering exploits here!!

CL




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Post at 13-6-2008 02:24  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #21 CunningLinguist's post

Don't believe him nmalagn, CL cares more about the image of HK than he does about the truth. Sure most Americans return home 'intact' each year - intact meaning in one piece, even if that piece is missing a kidney.

[ Last edited by  Marsupial at 13-6-2008 12:48 ]




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Reply #22 Marsupial's post

But if you're healthy, anyone can carry on living with just one kidney. No big deal. People even donate them sometimes...

[ Last edited by  CunningLinguist at 14-6-2008 01:29 ]




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Reply #23 CunningLinguist's post

I'm surprise too that Mars was too conservative on the subject.
Even VIPs to the HK Government gets murdered in their hotels
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Post at 13-6-2008 14:42  Profile P.M. 
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Rumour has it that they misunderstood his English, "how much are these ?"
for the Cantonese "I screwed your daughter last night and I can't wait to try your wife tonight"
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Post at 13-6-2008 14:48  Profile P.M. 
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Not to mention the pollution in H.K, if your lung isnt used to bad air, you will definetely choked to death upon arrival.
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Post at 13-6-2008 16:48  Profile P.M. 
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The latest study on the air pollution (in all the papers this week) said that the pollution shrinks your dick.  So even if you keep your kidneys and balls, yea ain't gonna be happy.
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Post at 13-6-2008 19:57  Profile P.M. 
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accordingly after your dick shrink, you will start to feel gay and the next day you will feel like a women
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Reply #25 moebee's post

OMG ... even moebee's in on this one ...     
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Buttfucked at immigration

I've heard rumours that Americans of all shapes, sizes and ages, regardless of sex, are often buttfucked while going through immigration.

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Post at 13-6-2008 23:14  Profile P.M. 
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and now even the softly spoken, mild mannered Siklong69 .....
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Reply #30 Siklong69's post

Yeah ......... when foreigners entering US, the immigration treat us like refugee and as if we want to get into the US so desperately.......

Now, they will have the same taste of HK hospitality when they need to pass the immigration.

Oh, my fren work with the airport immigration and said soon, all Americans needs VISA and Health report before entering HK. Ladies will have to be strip naked and screen for drugs. All boobs with be inspected by health officer for potential liquid heroin being injected into their tits.....
And for the guys, I don;t want to mention this in details....just spoilt my dinner tonite......immagine what they will do to your smelly ASSHOLE.........

Seriously !!!!!!!!!!




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Reply #30 Siklong69's post

They don't even change their rubber gloves after each butt inspection

nmalagn, if you do decide to come over...hope you don't get the big guy who looks like Yau Ming for the inspection.
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got news for you guys ... bro nmalagn hasn't been back since he made his posts !
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Post at 17-6-2008 01:04  Profile P.M. 
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why are do all the brothers scaring a newcomer away? do we have some prejudice against american?
sorry for being nosy but so far i have seen most of the long serving brothers being helpful and accomodating...is this a joke or what?
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Reply #35 DARK_LORD's post

No, I believe everyone should be given honest info so they can make up their minds whether to visit this complex city we live in.




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Reply #35 DARK_LORD's post

what do you think ? do you think it's true or not?
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Reply #35 DARK_LORD's post

Why would you think we're joking bro? Just tryin to help our American friend. It's easy to get into trouble
in this city of dangerous desperados.  




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You're from the US right?  So you would have heard about John Wayne Bobbitt that got his bro cut off by his wife in 1993?  Well thats what happens to young fellas that fall into the wrong hands in Hong Kong.  If I was you, I would stay at home in America.  It is a lot safer since 9/11!
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Marsupial at 11-6-2008 14:48
Don't listen to these guys bro! HK is one dangerous place! Those sneaky Chinese cannot be trusted. I was talking to a guy who works in the US Embassy here - it seems every day some young American wake ...

MUAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
that has to be the funniest thing I have ever read in a long time

Cheers Bro...

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