A Doctor went out for few hours, so he asked his male trainee to look after his clinic. When he returned he asked his friend how did it go..
Trainee: A lady came in with a headace and i gave her a panadol.
Doctor: Wonderful !
Trainee: A lady came with a cold, so I gave her a coldarin..
Doctor: Good ur improving!!!
Trainee: finally a lady came in took off her clothes and said HELP ME !! I havent seen a man in years.
Doctor: And ...?????
Trainee: I gave her eye drops..!!!!
Doctor: