Bush, Osama ,  Angelina Jolie and Hillary are travelling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. The women and Osama are sitting there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent
slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.


Hillary is thinking:
Looks like Men are all crazy after A.Jolie. Bush must have
tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.


Angelina Jolie is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Hillary instead and got
slapped.


Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Osama must have tried to kiss Angelina Jolie She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.


Osama is thinking:
if this train goes through  another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again

I'm still laughing after 5 minutes !!!

Very old joke. Just to show how old, the first time I heard it, it was set in France during its occupation by the
Germans in WW II and the cast of characters in the train were:

German Officer - now Bush;
French Resistance Fighter - now Osama;
Pretty French Girl - now Angelina;
Old French Woman - now Hillary

Nice modern twist though.  

Just how old are you, Jake?