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Post at 2-4-2013 22:39  Profile P.M. 
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Fuck or Fucked - that's life!!

Thought of sharing this.....so true!!



#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.......

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looking4cfc   13-4-2013 03:28  Acceptance  +1   hahaha
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misspumpkin   3-4-2013 22:35  Acceptance  +1   Funny and true
pickyprick   3-4-2013 11:31  Acceptance  +6   Very clever
theworm   3-4-2013 10:24  Acceptance  +3   how true is that
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twiceAweek   2-4-2013 23:01  Acceptance  +5   very very good !
nooblier   2-4-2013 22:49  Acceptance  +1   Pretty funny, I like.
CunningLinguist   2-4-2013 22:45  Acceptance  +1   Wise words indeed




Retired from pussy arena….Uncle 9

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Post at 2-4-2013 23:03  Profile P.M. 
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bro cunning ... point 3 ... you notice point 3 ?    true or false ?  

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CunningLinguist   3-4-2013 01:43  Acceptance  +1   WTF are you on about?!
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Post at 8-4-2013 00:05  Profile P.M. 
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This reminds me of the "team america", pussy and dick and asshole.

really, nothing can get better than that.
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