So after a few weeks hmmm-ing and haa-ing about trying a walk-up and working up the courage to overcome my forever youthful appearance, I decided to bite the bullet and just go for it. I'd had my eyes on this girl on the DB http://sex141.com/en/18765--massage-fei-fei.html (can't believe nobody has reviewed her yet, but I suppose being at Sheung Shui is pretty far out for most of you bros).

Made my way over to Sheung Shui, running over what I would say and how to say it (my cantonese isn't stellar). Thought I would struggle to find the place as for some reason I pictured these kind of establishments to be hidden in plain sight, but turns out I've actually walked place the before!

Stood awkwardly across the road for a good 5 minutes just trying to suss the place out (mentally cock-blocking myself in reality) but eventually decided to walk in... and then this is where it all went horribly wrong.

Walking up the first flight of stairs and then BOOM. wow. utterly speechless. Who do I bump into? Only my freakin uncle... wow, just wow. We both stare at each other awkwardly. I pretend I was lost and looking for a toilet and since he know's I can't read Chinese, he plays along. I ask him what he's doing here and with a slightly reddish face, just says his friend lives here. So we both go along with each others blatant lies to 'save face'.

It should be noted that the reason I am in HK is because I am travelling/visiting friends and family who I haven't seen in years.

After our excruciatingly awkward unexpected meeting, we both make excuses and quickly go our separate ways.

So yeah, hows that for a first punting experience. The entire nature of bumping into a family member in a whore-house kind of put me off trying it out for a while...

haha! that was hilarious! I remember my first punt. That was in my home country. I also stood across the street for like 5-10 minutes. Walking and looking around... hesitating... And eventually went in and blew my load in the first couple of minutes. It wasn't like anything I was expecting. To be honest it would rate that experience 2/5. It gets better by experience. Know what you want, know where to punt. Then this forum comes in handy

Maybe you should punt in an area more far away.

Thanks for sharing!

Better luck next time

WOW! I could only imagine how traumatizing that experience was. Maybe next time try a part of HK that you have no friends/family living there.

I don't know what your uncle is like but it sounds like you now have a chance to share a family secret and go out for a few good outings on the town together.

Fei fei looks good, but have a look at the girl who is in flat B next door to her!

I wonder which one your Uncle did?

I don't really want to think about that tbh

Even better thing is, we're all having a lovely family meal on Sunday too...

Haha, casually try dropping that you heard about that "141 in HK" and ask what that is all about

Maybe he really had a good friend living in the building. You should ask him over dinner on Sunday. It immediately makes you seem innocent! :p

If you're both married, no problem. Both single, no problem.

If he's married and you're not, he may be worried about what you'll say in front of your relatives. If you can find a way to reassure him, you may find he shares all kinds of interesting info with you.

Same in reverse, of course.

Gherk

you know what would be really fucking hilarious....
if he was one of the bros reading your report.....

UNCLE, IS THAT YOU?!! (AGAIN?!?!?)

Unfortunately you posted this in the reports section, this is not a report on your experience with a WG
will move this to talk is cheap section and remove the automatic Ks gained for starting a thread here

Even funnier would be you coming out of her room as he was approaching the door.

He won't say a word - an unwrritten code.

A long time ago back in the UK, I actually bumped into an uncle in a brothel. I was already inside the door when I saw him sitting in the waiting area and he'd seen me almost immediately so I couldn't back out of there. Most embarrassing but I just kept my cool and went and sat down next to him. Turns out he was just accompanying his mate, who was inside banging a gal, or so he tells me. When his mate eventually came out, he gave me a thumbs up and said go with the one he'd just had! When we saw each other again at family dos we just pretend it never happened! Blokes thing for sure!

you know what would be funny, if your uncle is also registered on this forum and read your report lol

Yea, that really sucks bro! How embarrassing! Was this place a complete WG nest or were there some legit, civvie residences there too? How awkward would it be if you approached him and it turned out he truly DID have a (non-WG) friend who lived there!?

Try again! Really, you should! You won't get as good of an opportunity again anytime soon(unless you live/travel to Thailand or something of the likes)! As bizzyB said, maybe try punting somewhere farther away next time. MTR is your friend!!! I like SSP and MK. really nice and anonymous since there are so many people there.

Fei Fei looks like she could be super fun! I might have to go and visit her... Only problem is my SO's family lives in Sheung Shui... I'd like to avoid a possible "Last night I finally bit the bullet" VERSION 2 post on here. Now THAT would be awkward; running into my SO's dad at a WG nest!!!

was meaning to share what happened on Sunday with you guy sooner but I've just been insanely busy these last few days.

So, Sunday... the family meal. Which for some reason, I was really looking forward to. The earlier embarrassment had somehow evolved into excitement. How would he react? How would I react? What would be said, what wouldn't be said. Should I bring it up, pick his brains etc.

Well, unfortunately as Sunday came around and the unfamiliar distant relatives started coming over to the restaraunt the clock was fast approaching 8pm (which is when we had all planned to be there for and start eating) but there was still no sign of dear dirty Uncle. My aunt wasn't there either mind, so everyone kind of assumed they were both just running fashionably late.

8:05
8:10
8:20

Still no show, it got to 8:30 before my aunt rang another relative and said they BOTH couldn't make it as her hubby - dear dirty Uncle - had to work! On a sunday? Suspect.

So there, my Uncle was a no show, for work-related reasons. Not quite sure how plausible that is

Unless he's an AH, why not put him at ease. Perhaps you can talk to him privately, and find a way to let him know his secret is safe with you as long as your secret is safe with him.

Gherk

I think the only thing worse is ringing a doorbell and seeing a female relative (hopefully like a distant cousin) opening the door.  Then will have to say you go there for just da massage to save some face.

If I remember correctly in the News section a Dad had seen his Daughter and...

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