Tiger
After a golf match Tiger Woods is driving his brand new Ferrari and decides to pick up a SW on the way home, for a quick BJ in the car.
After some reconnaissance he picks up a cute blonde, who knew nothing about golf and didn't recognise him.
SW: Wow! I love this car! I had never been in a Ferrari!
Tiger: Yeah, it's OK
As Tiger starts to unzip his jeans and prepare for the BJ, 2 tees fall out of his pocket.
SW: What the hell are those?
Tiger: They are tees
SW: Tees? And what on earth are they for?
Tiger: They are for resting my balls on when I'm driving
SW: Wow! Ferrari thinks of everything!
|