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Post at 6-7-2012 15:15  Profile P.M. 
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A fucked duck

One day out on the farm the owner of the farm goes to his 13 year old son and says, "Son, take this last duck to town and sell it so we can buy our cow some food."

The son agrees to, and as he is walking down the road he passes by a woman. The woman says to the boy, "Son I will fuck you for that duck."

Not thinking, the boy agrees, and they go off in the woods and fuck. When they got done the woman says to the boy, "WOW that was good, I'll give that duck back if you do it again."

So the boy agrees, and they do it again. Well when they get done the boy gets his duck, puts it back on the leash, and starts leading it down the road. When he gets about half way to town a truck comes through and runs over the boy's duck. The truck driver stops, jumps out, and says to the boy, "Son I'm sorry about your duck. Here's 20 dollars."

So the boy takes the money and goes back home. When he gets there he finds his dad, and his dad asks him how he did. The boy says, "Well dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and 20 bucks for a fucked up duck!"
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Post at 7-7-2012 01:59  Profile P.M. 
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Hmmm not that funny .....  I am guessing that most of these jokes, aren't.

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DArtagnan   9-7-2012 09:26  Acceptance  +1   don't guess - read a few and THEN make up your mind ;-)
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Post at 14-7-2012 01:15  Profile P.M. 
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Lol!

I found it funny! No need to guess here
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