Originally posted by vagabondcarlos at 4-5-2012 22:59
Once my gf was looking through my stuffs and she's holding them with the look, 'What's this?' I've always got this backup story: In times of emergency, condoms can be used to fill up water! It can save your life!
That is the best get-out I've ever hear.
I imagine the only credible alternative is that you've started making balloon animals and condoms work better than normal balloons