I think it is time you changed your routine.

Showering the client - waste of time; the girls know it and stretch it out as much as possible. Unless a BBBJ is chucked into the mix, it is a throw back to being bathed by your mum (or maid) and is about as erotic as, well, being bathed by your mum.

CatBath - Half the reports bang on about Cat Bath. "good cat bath.... insufficient cat bath...cat bath paid good attention to shoulder blades...." Again, this is a time wasting tactic. I will stick up a poll on this because there is not one.

Licking of nipples. You might as well lick the mattress; it's about as horny as that and again can turn a ranging hard on into a half mast flag poll.

Post shower - they sort of feel obliged to but I prefer running through it and getting out of the door. This double helping of cheap high scented shower gell (it's on the shoulder blade area that the smell stays by the way because they rub it in there a lot, and seldom wash it off properly).


Now of course, on the clear basis that they do not want to be there, need a routine to get throw the nastiness quickly on autopilot without having to think about it, I suggest a different routine (please Snr Bros have them implement this prior to my next visit in a couple of months)

1) they open the door. Are dressed in something sexy as opposed to a mis matched pair of granny pants and 4 yr old bra. Not completely adverse to this....



2) They take control / submit to you control. Either way, but not just act like "well, close the door, wow you handsome, get naked for shower now while I pretend to be interested".  How about pushing you onto the bed, pulling your clothes off mid lap dance. OR, sitting on the side of the bed and looking up at you "ummm so what you going to do to me sir..pleasebe gentle" as she pops the lolly pop back in.

3) The shower is a mix between shower and foreplay. Simple as that. it you on the toilet and stuffs her cunny in your face. nice I think.

4) On the bed, relax into it , submit, or take control. Anything as opposed to going through the "lick left nipple 8 times, lick right nipple 8 times. reach for condom..." that is dull.

5) When you have cum, to look up and say something like "you came in my mouth!" in a cutey way through the bubbles

6) Lies on the bed pretending to be completely mauled and pillaged due to your amazing ability, as you shower yourself quickly and leave.


Job done.

this sounds like Abby   maybe you should hire her to train the other girls!!

Would be great, but I don't think those girls are paid enough to do all that.

I agree all the SOP you described is lame, but it's a kind of bonus compared to just lying down and play dead fish. Honestly, if I was a WG, for only 350 HKD, I would just lie down and open my legs lol

Also, I think the shower is important. Come on, do you want to touch a body that has been sweating ? And who wants to touch smelly dicks that have peed 3 times ? Don't forget that among mongers, you have a lot of poor local guys...

As for the foreplay, yes it's lame (I had a poll on nipples licking), but it's the occasion to grope the girl while she's working on you.

I think you can have any girl doing all that for you if you book her and give her instructions, in exchange of a 388 HKD bonus. Without it, they'd tell they're not paid enough to do all that.

Seriously though, it really does depend on the girl!  Abby for example does all that AND MORE and REFUSES to take a tip!!!  (I insist on it anyway!)

I have a couple of other walk up girls who started off routine but now will be regular BBBJ and DFK loads of cuddles etc.  Some even get dressed up for me without me asking after coming out of the shower just to kink it up a little.

One girl, after the post fun clean up shower, just wants to lie with me and sleep for a while or just chat (had 2 hour sessions with her) but she just insists on her ST fee and doesn't care how many customers are outside waiting to come in...I even mention it to her and she says she doesn't care.

They are not all heartless girls who hate all punters and just want to get you in and out.  You will obviously find these girls, but others can be just amazing and sincere.

Some are just impeccably professional...like Angel...who just seduce you...no PSE or GFE, just a seduction from a pro.

There are gems out there if you look bros!!

And stating the obvious, if you treat the ladies nice, they will treat you back nicer!!!  And don't put all bad experiences down to the girl's attitude, perhaps she had an asshole customer just before you...just look at how moody civvie girls / SO can get after bad experiences at work etc.  ;)

Well I disagree. If I was female (but with my same personality) and a hooker, I would be dirty as fuck adn try to make sure that I had as much fun as possible. No way would I be the victim and lie there taking a pounding.

Also, shower is important, but not the 10 minutes with your arms stretched out BS. Such a waste of time. Always reminds me of this...

Agree with you here. For me it's the same, if I have to get the job done, I may as well enjoy myself while at it....and with that, job well done with the best service provided in genuine enjoyment...I am very sure every John will be a happy customer. Hopefully with some tips thrown in as bonus...

Just MHO.

every man in the world would do it for free.

What? Pay me to sit in a room all day and fuck? forget it, keep your cash and get sucking.