A man and  his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a  loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..
He was  wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the  ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, silverback  gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He  jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he  grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was  obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The  husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He  suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering  her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla  got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then  the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a  little more skin.
She did.... and the gorilla was about to tear  the bars down.
"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your  dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and  he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and  slammed the cage door shut.
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"Now. Tell him you have a  headache."

SEAN