As an overseas Chinese I speak fairly fluent Cantonese, but I've no clue about the sexual slang used in cantonese & putonghua to ask for various sexual services. Am always stuttering when I ask the papasan for specific skills/services of the WG's or when asking the WG's directly. They don't really teach you that on TVB or in those Lonely Planet Guides, do they?
Any Chinese bro to help me out with popular Chinese terms on how to ask for specials? I'm sure this will become an useful thread.
As I can't read Chinese, please write them down phonetically. I'm used to figuring out the pronounciation

ENGLISH                                  CANTONESE                                                                                              PUTONGHUA
Blowjob                                   ??? (and don't tell me " hum lun ", that's more like swearing)                   ???
Bareback Blowjob                      ???                                                                                                           ???
Cum in Mouth                           ???                                                                                                           ???
Facial                                       ???                                                                                                           ???
One shot                                 1 cue gor ? (right?)                                                                                     ???
Multiple shots                            ???                                                                                                           ???
Missionary position                     ???                                                                                                            ???
Cowgirl                                    ???                                                                                                            ???
Doggy Style                             9 jai sik ?                                                                                                     ???
DATY                                      ???                                                                                                            ???
Deep Throat                             ???                                                                                                            ???
Boobjob                                   ???                                                                                                            ???
French Kiss                               ???                                                                                                            ???
Handjob                                  ???                                                                                                             ???
Licking/sucking balls                   ???                                                                                                            ???

feel free to add more terms

[ Last edited by  Asslover at 20-2-2008 09:49 ]

Blowjob would be Chui siew (blow Flute) in Cantonese,

Doggy style can also be called "lo hawn tui cher" old man push car

Handjob is "dai fay gay" hit airplane

French kiss is, "dai ke lun"  hit something wheel?

Anal would be, "hao moon" backdoor cantonese same in putonghua

Fingering, touching pussy would be "mor tofu" rub tofu

All nighter -  hoy dai jeen, hoy yeah jeen  Open big war, open night war

Thats all i could think of for now.

Lets see who else can come up with more.

one more i just thought of

ONE SHOT : "Lo Fu diew hai"  Lion fuck pussy

This refers to the long term Lo fu diew hai yut chee gor

Lion fuck pussy one time only

[ Last edited by  sexpert at 20-2-2008 10:31 ]

See http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/

let me see whether I can find the correct link

this is actually a great post! If anyone would be kind enough to write the chinese characters too? (so i can print it out and show it to them on a peice of paper!! hahaha )

those phrases much appreciated guys!

snipped this from another site

做愛(ML)        Make Love
吹蕭(BJ)         Blow Job
出火(HJ)         Hand Job
69互舐         69 Sucking
舒服保健         Comfortology
夾腸仔(BM)         BM
毒龍鑽         Ass Licking
口爆         Mouth Cum
顏射         Face Cum
制服誘惑         Uniform
後花園         Anal Sex
性虐(SM)         SM
水中蕭         Wet BJ
吞精         ICE-FIRE BJ
限時任做         Buffet Sex (Time Limit)
過夜        Stay Overnight

That's too formal.  LOL!

but then again, providing the local slang would be too difficult

personal I would use  "hum lun" for BJ
(sorry for being crude though)

but seriously, the prefect solution would be to create one for use with a mobile; completely with audio and visual

[ Last edited by  sulasno at 20-2-2008 14:25 ]

Yea, I love Hong Kong terminology.

I remember the last time I was in HK and hooked up with an independent and she made me almost fall out of the bed from something she said.  It went a something like this.  I banged her all night and all the way up till morning nonstop.  Mind you I was much younger and was able to rock 5-7 times a night.  After we woke up I wanted to fuck again and started to massage her pussy.  She then moaned and said (in Cantonese), "oh man, my "lom gwa pow" cucumber sharpener is sore, don't!"  I was fucking laughing so hard because I have never heard that term before that I fell out of the bed, along with the blanket and sheets and she fell right on top of me.  True story! LOL...

Speaking of fucking 4-7 times in a 24 hour span:  Don't you hate those guys who BS that they can do it?  A true master punter knows that one has to work up to doing it so many times in a 24 hour period.  One must be doing this at least 3 times a week in order to build up to 4-7 times in a 24 hour period.  The myth is that if you stay celibate for a long time you will cum more, but any true master punter will know that celibacy will make you weak and you will only be able to get it up 3 times max.  

Anyone have anymore experience? input?

I think it depends on interest level to the partner. I know that if I have to work a few months (some of these ABC girls are quite conservative at first) to score anything, I go crazy and take full advantage. I think the most I've ever gone is 6 times in one day. That only happens within the first few days of the girl giving it up. After that, it dwindles down to about once a week.

BTW, I don't think I could ever go more than twice with a WG simply because the interest level isn't there. There wasn't any challenge to scoring.

These terms I mostly know. What I'm actually referring to, is the term you actually use on site, less crude.
Don't think that I'm going to ask the Papasan if I'm paying for a " Lo Fu Diu Hai " with the girl. Or ask the girl to do
a lo han tui cher. Can I mor your tofu ?


Actually these are the ones I'm looking for... care to translate it phonetically ?
Cum in Mouth ==> 口爆 Hau Bau, great one.
夾腸仔 ==> ??? how do you pronounce it?

[ Last edited by  Asslover at 20-2-2008 21:19 ]

夾腸仔 = gaap3 coeng4*2 zai2

腸仔 =  a small sausage

free translation: hot dog?

frankly I dun know how to pronounce 夾 ? sounds like gap?
and 腸仔 actually means dick in this context

think it would mean using the breasts to hold the dick in between

asshole 屎眼 si an (anus)    Lit. shit eye/hole
bisexual 男女都鍾意  lam löü dou dzUng yi (to like both men and women)
blow job 吹簫 tsöü siu    Lit. play the flute
boobs 波 bo    Lit. balls  
breasts 胸 hUng
butch 男人婆 lam yn po (masculine woman)
carpet muncher 磨豆腐 mo du fu    Lit. to grind tofu (which produces liquid, graphic imagery for lesbian sex)
come 射嘢se ye    Lit. shoot stuff or 射精 se dzIng    Lit. shoot energy  
condom （避孕）套 (bei yn) tou
crossdresser 異裝好者 yi dzon hou dze
crossdress 反串 fan tsün (special term used only for movie or TV actors, e.g. Mrs. Doubtfire)
cum 精液 dzIng yIk (sperm)    Lit. energy juice
dirty-minded 鹹濕 ham sp    Lit. salty and wet
   horny bastard  鹹濕佬 ham sp lou
drag king 扮裝皇帝 ban dzon won di (woman who dresses as a man for a performance)
drag queen 扮裝皇后 ban dzon won hu
dyke 基婆 gei po
fag 死基佬 sei gei lou (derogatory)
flat-chested chick  飛機場 fei gei tsœng    Lit. airport
fuck 扑嘢 bok ye
gay 基 gei  
gay guy 基佬 gei lou or 同志 tUng dzi    Lit. comrade (term used among gays)  
   to be gay 搞基 gau gei
go down on 食佢條 sIk köü tiu hi    Lit. eat her cunt (cunnilingus)
grope 搞 gau
hard on 扯旗 tse kei    Lit. raised flag
hickey 咖哩雞 ga lei gai    Lit. curry chicken
hooker 雞  gi    Lit. chicken

jerk off 打飛機   da fei gei    Lit. to shoot airplaines (cocking motion of early anti-aircraft artillery)
lesbian 基婆 gei po
make love 做愛 dzou oi
nibble 咬 au
orgasm 高潮 gou tsiu    Lit. high tide  
porno mag 鹹書 ham sü    Lit. salty book
porno movie 鹹片 ham pin    Lit. salty movie
to surf for porn 睇鹹網 ti ham mon (Internet)
prostitute, female 雞  gi    Lit. chicken
prostitute, male  鴨 ap    Lit. duck
sex   
   have sex with (her)  同（佢）做 tUng (köü) dzou    Lit. do it with her
sex fiend 變態 bin tai (negative connotation)
she-male entertainer 人妖 yn yiu (often considered offensive)
sissy 乸型 la yIng (effeminate man)
sleep together 上床 sœng tson    Lit. go to bed   
testicles 睪丸 gou yün
tits 波 bo    Lit. balls  
transgendered 跨性 kwa sIng
transsexual 變性人 bin sIng yn
virgin 處女  tsü löü (female)
       處男 tsü lam (male)