No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.

  

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide



to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the

following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the

two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel

over you. That will help the wife fantasize

and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man

and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help

and the wife is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband,

"Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you

wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home

and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into

bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The wife soon

has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles,

looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:

"You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

Thank you for your first post here, and this joke's great !!!

Thanks! It actually made me laugh out loud so I decided to post it.

I no want to hold the towel

er... what does "wun bun chut" mean?

I have been trying to figure and finally I understand

it's a local slang meaning someone making you a sucker

wun is play
bun = (guess I got to get a translator to do it)
chut = means dick (cantonese slang, 67 is dick in cantonese)

reminds me of one song;

友誼之光

always got problem in pronouncing 朋友; many hear it as 笨友 :laugh

A survey was done among men asking them what they thought of oral sex. Here are the results;-)

3% - liked the warmth

4% - liked the sensation

93% - appreciated the silence

should have posted a new thread

I like the 93%

reminds me of the song "The sound of silence"

Nice one bro.   What often amazes me is that many WGs, even though I obviously don't understand a word
they're saying, just keep talking and talking. What is that?  

  Jake - you are right - they are actually saying 'what is that ?' to you !!!

To be decieved.......

or could say

Made an arse out of.....