Sometimes the life of a professional mongerer can really suck.     I mean, there you are, flat on your back on some random massage table, buck naked, enjoying the ministrations of some little hottie as she massages and rubs, and rubs and massages   Things continue to heat up as she sheds her clothes and climbs on top of you to deliver a world class session of frottage when suddenly . . .   . . . you smell it . . .   . . . STINKY PUSSY!!   She's hot, she's horny, but she's got a snatch that delivers the fine aroma of 3 day old fish in July.

So, most likely it's nothing more serious than a case of bacterial vaginosis: a pussy that has been either fucked too much, or douched too much and now it's natural flora and fauna is all out of balance.  The 'bad' bacteria take over and voila!  Fish market!  The problem for the frottagee, however is that now his weiner has the same bacteria, and charming aroma, of the out-of-kilter vagina.  And that bacteria and stench can hang around on your unit for days.  It won't be as foul smelling to you (because, let's face it, you've got no vagina to keep it percolating), but it will still be in your skin, living off the moisture there and any girl who goes down on you for a BBBJ is going to think twice about sucking you.  

So what's a hard charging monger to do?  Betadine wash.   Two wash and rinses with this topical, iodine based solution will cure all.  It doesn't sting (unless you have a cut) and the only thing to watch out for is that it will stain (towels and clothes, not your skin).  One has to be conservative about using iodine on large skin areas for long periods of time (it's possible to get iodine poisoning), but twice or thrice will not hurt you.  

Any other alternatives that we haven't heard of?

What really bad is when the smell gets on your hands and face ughhhhh

Although sometimes it can be nice to smell pussy on your fingers for 3 or 4 days

the smell of it after a couple of days???
i'll pass ...........

this problem is not unique to mongerers. its a hygiene thing. moving to Veggie Cafe

I am amazed to read this solution. I cant even smell it much, my nose is not so sensitive. I wish I could cause I am so nasty, I love the smell of bad pussy. If I love it, is it even bad?

LOL!

So....Butler....pulled your posting credit stunts.... JUST that too often huh?

You really think you could pull the wool over the Mods this many times?

LOL!

SEAJ

Hey DA,

The definition of Veggie Cafe is "Talk about anything NOT related to mongering."  This topic is clearly related to mongering, it doesn't have to be exclusively so to be in Monger's Lounge, no?

Butler Butler Butler!!

You have such a LOUSY HISTORY of putting totally irrelevant - and also even antagonistic posts - just to gain posting credits, that whatever you say is IMHO not gonna make any difference.  All one needs to do is to search your topics and see that just about all your threads had been put up for the SOLE purpose of getting posting credits.

If you're supposedly JUST interested n discussing a topic - why does it matter whether the thread you put up is posting credit or not?!

Look-it, you're already Kinky King and you KNOW what you've been doing (badly too if I may add! LOL!) - but I really wonder what IS this hang-up of yours to try to get up the ranks?! Is it your thinking that your application to be a mod is going to be looked upon more favorably if you reach a higher rank? Do you really think that you would gain"credence" if your title is higher??

Well, everybody here is only as good as his last post - and your last posts had repeatedly been CRAP! So why don't you give it up and only crawl out from under that stone when you ARE gonna be a contributing member of our forum.  Hell, I've had more than my fair share of really lousy "Last Posts" but Hey, all of us makes mistakes, but we learn from them and go on to try to rectify whatever wrong we did in the past.

Hey, ain't nothing wrong with just enjoying our forum no matter what your rank is - just don't always have such nefarious intentions when doing so - whatever nefarious reasons you may have.

LMAO
SEAJ

OMG... I never follow the changes to the forum (I guess I should)... there are some sections where you post and u don't get credits?!?!?!

I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW! SHIT!  oh wellz...

Yup! But our OLD friend here KNOWS very well!

Have a gander over to this thread for you to get a better understanding as to what all our Li'l Butler had been up to - but of course only if you think it "mature" enough for your consumption.
LOL!

"Are We Here To Please Mods Or To Exchange Information and Conversation"
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... 2945&highlight=

SEAJ

[ Last edited by  SEAJ at 8-9-2011 19:09 ]

I've had an awful experience with a stunning girl who even after showering had the most rancid smelly vagina I've encountered. Went limp instantly to which she replied what was wrong and I just told her i'm not in the mood anymore...

If you can't bring yourself to tell a girl, out loud, that her pussy stinks then try this:  CBJ - ML - CBJ.  She will almost always get the hint from the before and after scent on your unit!

Thats why I travel with Jock Itch spray and Hibiclens soap.  Many times that fishy smell is fungal (not bacterial) and give you a nasty case of burny itchy balls.  Jock itch spray immediately helps. Can also get special powder.  Hibiclens is the soap surgeons use and will kill most unwanted "visitors".

I smell the smell,  and I'm outta there.

rather unorthodox but desperate times calls for desperate measures

usual common travel items
1x toothpaste and
1x mouthwash
1x after-shave

toothpaste gel to cleans and mouthwash's my sad attempt to burn off the bacteria
basically anything alcoholic to kill germs
it'll sting and burn big time for a band-aid solution, but works to an extend
and to top it off, after-shave for freshness

definitely not for the faint hearted

I think we're all missing the point here.  How do you become a PROFESSIONAL MONGER?!!!  I mean, is there a draft?

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like there is a chinese saying... after translation "pussies are always smelly"... first, i never believe on DATY cause either it taste weird to me or smells...
other than that im just pure lazy... i just go in , do my deed, chit chat a bit and wash my lil bro THOROUGHLY....

If you notice theres a bit of stench.. erm try to put chocolate or maybe even durians if you are a durian lover to remove the stench..

Butler.. I really like the way you punish your women that pussies stink.. screw them.. and then put it in their mouth.. you should have played your
schlong on her face near her "nose" so she can smell it as well..
some women can be really dumb thinking maybe its my "juice" that stinks not my kanT hahaha

just my 2 cents