The Test

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a

year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,

my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was

only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her

younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore

tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when

near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be

deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little

sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be

married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome

and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make

love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her

sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going

upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up

and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up

the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw

them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and

went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the

house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was

standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a

better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."