Oh man, that has to be one of the craziest pick-up lines of all time:
"The people of Eija town in Yunnan province in China believe that the restless spirits of their townsmen who died in civil war would claim ten pure and untouched ladies during autumn's "Hungry Ghost Month." To prevent being taken to the underworld, the single ladies of the town would let men touch their breasts during this time."
I think I'm gonna try that tonight at the bar at the Mandarin, see if any girls believe in ghost stories.