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Post at 24-7-2011 19:06  Profile Site P.M. 
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Pussy and bitch

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary​ and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television​. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold​, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand​ what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything​ outside the circle!"

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ChineTriniboi   22-8-2011 11:40  Acceptance  +1   
Thai-delight   31-7-2011 20:39  Karma  +1   Thx for sharing
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Post at 29-7-2011 18:10  Profile P.M. 
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Haha! That was actually pretty funny! Dad knows best, right?
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Post at 22-8-2011 11:39  Profile P.M. 
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LOOOOOL Nice one! I love it!!!
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Post at 23-8-2011 15:53  Profile P.M. 
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cool joke.. so funny! Thz for share
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Reply #4 yumi's post

i almost fell off my chair laughing.  But it is so true ...
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