It was not me but I was a baseball game and saw two fans humping away in their VW Beatle at the parking lot.  I was hilarious watching the kinetic energy movements of the car.  Guy had the biggest grin on his face.

my craziest was def. in the storage room of a night club. right on the dirty ass floor.

I had sex in a mental hospital. My ex was working the graveyard shift. I figured I'll go visit her. Seeing her in those whitey clean uniform made me feel really horny. We head up to a storage room and did it there. As we are doing the deed, we can hear some patients weird and crazy noises. After that I had this idea of putting on a straight jacket while I'm nude from waist down and have her give me a bj. That plan never happened.

My local golf course. I was 17 though.

Reminds me of a  The Newlywed Game answer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdAoiVp0TQ&feature=related

few time in park and beach, even though i still prefer bed. it was very uncomfortable did it on the grass or sand.

On the pedestrian bridge connecting the two skyscrayper buildings around 9PM with my ex-GF. People were walking beneathus but we stayed low profile so I guess nobody noticed us!

Also in parks with bushes and open field! Kinda gets yourself as part of the animal kingdom!

LOL. this is hilarious.

The crazy things I've done seems normal after reading some of the previous posts.
fucked in the car, hj while driving, finger gf in pool, fucked when shared room with visitors.

I was a student in Rome, Italy and was on my way to Paris in June of 1975.  I shared a sleeper with an Italian family, total strangers to me.  There was Gandpa and Grandma and their daughter and 4 year old grand son.  Three bunks on each side of the compartment.  Grandma and Grandpa were in the top bunks.  Daughter, about 28 years old, and I were in the bottom bunks.  4 year old son was in middle bunk above Mommy.

I went to sleep at about 10 PM and was awakened by a hand pushing on my shoulder at about midnite. Opened my eyes.  Rosa (I did not know her name but I will call her Rosa)  had reached across the canyon between the bunks and her hand was pushing and caressing my arm.  She had pulled her covers down exposing her naked legs and her flimsy panties.  I was embarrassed.  Anyway what was the point of making passes with Mommy and Daddy so close?  I pulled away and tried to go to sleep but was conscious of Rosa tossing and turning ion her mattress.  I opened my eyes and saw she had exposed her breasts, soft large white lobes tipped with tiny rosebuds.  I started to get excited but still would not dare move.  But now she was aware that despite my reticence, I was horny for her.  Ever so silently and slowly she pulled herself out of her bunk and checked on her sleeping toddler. Then she slipped into her sandals and motioned toward the door of the compartment (IN Europe, they have doors).  She quietly opened the door as I just as silently and just as slowly got out of my bunk to follow her.  Where could she be going on a train that was racing north at 70 miles per hour? I gently closed the compartment door behind me as I saw her head toward the tiny rest room at the end of the car.  Inside the restroom, she panted as she grabbed me close to her and glued her mouth to mine in a kiss that must have lasted ten minutes.  My hand was in her dripping orchid flower.  "Scopa Mi"  Means "Fuck Me".  I answered "Primo voglio pompino"  asking her crudely for a blow job.  She knelt on the bathroom floor and sucked my purple organ (It used to be purple when I was really aroused but that was 35 years ago).  Then I turned her and pushed her over the tiny sink and shoved my cock into her soaking wet pussy bareback. Her cries of joy were drowned by the click clack of the train wheels on the tracks. I pulled out just as I  shot my load all over her black pants.  She kissed me lightly and gave me an ever so sweet "Grazie" that I never will forget. She motioned for me to leave the restroom which I did (after pulling up my pants).  

In the morning, I awoke late and heard Rosa and her Mommy arguing about the white stains on her pants.  She explained that she had dropped them on the floor in some spilled ice cream.  I thought it would be better to feign sleeping for another hour.

This is a true story of the craziest place I ever had sex.

In my girlfriend's house in the sitting room with her parents in the next room, just a sliding door between us. It was a rush, she was 16, I was 18, her parents would have (literally) killed both of us. We were watching TV and fooling around, then she stood up and doubled herself over (she did gym) I flipped her skirt up, moved her panties to the side, slipped my cock out out the side of my shorts and fucked her as quietly and quickly as I could.
it was awesome.

At night in a parking lot
Hand job on green mini bus
Jockey club toilet
Aberdeen marina club toilet and dunno if they still have it but the rooms you can rentto watch movies in
Office
Changing room

Those are the more exciting ones..

When I was a young stud, so long ago, it is hard to imagine or remember, I had a Chinese girl friend from Hong Kong named Betty Pui Wah Kwoh.  She was a classmate at New York University in Manhattan and we met in Sociology Class. She was a virgin the first time we made love.   I was almost a virgin too.   We were always horny.  One summer day, we were walking in New York's famous Central Park when the urge hit us.  We found a spot under a tree at the foot of a steep but not very high hill.  I sat down with my back against the hill and she took my dong out of my pants and started to suck slowly and passionately. The sun was behind me throwing the shadow of her head bobbing up and down on the grass.  My eyes  closed as I enjoyed her blow job.  As I felt my cock tighten and my sperm start to surge through my urethra, I opened my eyes. To my shock, I not only saw the shadow of pretty Betty's head sucking my sticky juice into her throat but also the unmistakable shadow of one of New York's finest who was apparently on top of the hill enjoying the view of the two young lovers.  I never told Betty we had an audience.  Should I have?

I guess that would be the elusive "hole in one"?  On the fairway, the green or in the semi-rough?



My personal best is in the middle of local cricket pitch at midnight !

On a plane not in a bathroom stalls but in our seats under a blanket

in an airport bathroom. also, in a bed next to ex's parents.

Oh my. This is going to be fun.

- At the cinema
- On a giant rock by the ocean
- Hood of the car
- Back seat of the car
- Office
- Warehouse
- Received BJ to completion in traffic
- Gave DATY under a store counter while she served customer =)~~~~
- Back room of store (after the DATY)
- Side hallways in mall
- Nght Club washroom
- Night Club Dance Floor
- KTV room
- Random Alley

But I really gotta join that Mile High Club =)~

~UD

your wife is not innovative?  I assume all those places wasn't with your wife?   The lift -  You stopped it?  How the hell did you do it?  Thought it was only done in porn scenes!