The Genie
A husband and a wife are playing golf in a lot surrounded by million dollar houses. The husband says, "Be careful not to break a window, because it'll cost a fortune. Sure enough the wife broke a window. They walk up to the house. Since the door is open, they walk in. Inside they find broken glass, a golf ball, and a knocked over oil lamp.
On the couch, there is a man, he says, "I am the all powerful genie. I shall grant you three wishes."
"I want a million dollars each year," said the man.
The wife says, "I want a house in each country."
The genie says, "Granted. However, as the third wish you must let me make love to your wife."
The man is grateful, so he agrees.
After the genie and the wife make love, the genie asks, "How old is your husband?"
She replies, "35."
"35 and he still believes in genies?"
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