locus58
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Post at 27-3-2011 22:03  Profile P.M. 
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Little birdie

A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it

There are three morals to this story:

1. Not everyone who shit on you is your enemy

2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is your friend

3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut
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fjackass (Henry1980)
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Post at 27-3-2011 22:49  Profile P.M. 
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Ah didn't like this one. Your worst effort so far!
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