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Post at 22-3-2011 11:32  Profile P.M. 
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A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster, Champagne, Dessert .

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother is not expecting to screw me tonight."

I said, "More Pie..???"
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Post at 22-3-2011 16:51  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 geoduck's post

Lmao I wonder if she was Asian - sounds like my ex!




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