You've been turning 28 for the last year and a bit!

Tshirt: Early 30's feels pretty old since I just turned 19 (i saw my first clit when I was 9 but I'm not here to brag). Anyway, I'm sure there's some guy somewhere in the world who's older than you and has never seen a clit. No need for despair, and trust me, they do exist!! Okay, here's my advice: probably best to ask your future girls to use KY just moments before vaginal penetration, so that you have the chance to enjoy their sweet-tasting fruit. Their nectar. There'll probably be nothing wrong with your technique, once you get started. For more info on daty techniques, it's best to check out that thread by meeni. Good luck!!

My My MY Young man – you DO have a potty mouth don’t you?  With all that pipi and weewee talk, who’d have thought?!!

Oh MY!!

And whilst we’re discussing fake and/or enhanced reports; errr…. How come you’ve not addressed our “concerns” about the authenticity of your supposed report on your Dongguan Model?  You’d better put out that fire first before you start gloating here!

Gotta hand it to you though – you DO come up with some far out things to talk about – Asking for recommendation on shoes? Watching human and animal Porn? Taoist method of sex? DFK/Smelling cock, semen Or asshole breath?

And what’s with specifying DFK on your Lan Yee thread – if you’re so paranoid about cock breath – and with all your Taoist method of sex, you’d actually splutter allover her breast whilst only lasting a whole 20 minutes total - inclusive of  2 showers?  With 2 gals nonetheless!!

Tshirt – cool it with the foot stomping and foul mouth – you really do NOT want to be all boisterous and shouting and ranting here.

Just a li’l suggestion kiddo!
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So..... Tshirt - which ARE you???!! 31 0r 34??

Just wondering!!!

SEAJ,

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Where on earth can you find another 30+ years old guy asking how does a clitoris look like in a strictly adult forum after boasting about his sexual prowess?  What more, he suddenly starts to mention about pipi and weewee?!  Put yourself in the shoes of the casual reader of this forum, what would you conclude?  Would you take this guy seriously?  Don't you think this guy is acting like a jerk?  So, the shit and insults and sarcasms you mentioned are nothing but self-inflicted.  As a token of advise, act (or post) more mature, and you might be able to redeem yourself and spare yourself more humiliation.

Tshirt, friend, can you see now why we are all going WTF?  

You claim to be almost a sexual god with your exotic techniques and skills, yet then ask these questions about DATY!  It is just odd dude.  

Listen, forget everything you have ever read or "learned",  Next time you are in bed with a hottie just ask her for "help" in guiding you.  Hell, I STILL do it sometimes with chicks that are a bit to quiet or reserved that I can't quite tell whether I am driving her nuts or boring the fuck out of her..  Are they surprised I suddenly stopped and asked?  Yes!  Are they obliging immediately afterwards to tell me what they REALLY want me to do to them?  FUCKING HELL YES!!!  They tell you quick and then have no problem in "tweaking" your actions thereafter to make sure you bring them over the moon everytime!  It is fucking fun and makes it so much easier!!  Trust me, after a few sessions two things will happen:  You'll enjoy the hell out of it by making her cum as you do, and second - she'll quickly start thinking of you as the best lover she's ever had!!! Hell, you'll be getting freebies in no time!   All that just cause you had the balls to admit you haven't figured her body out - but want too!!

SEAJ, LEARN HOW TO READ FIRST BEFORE YOU SHOOT YOUR MOUTH OFF MORON.

FIrst, the DOngguan report, Lan Yee, Malaysia report are all real report. THe fact that you deny them to be real shows what a stupid fuckup dickhead you are. Also you claimed that I said my nice gfs use jelly? WHICH FUCKED UP EYE OF YOURS SAW THAT SENTENCE?

Go fuck yourself moron.

Wander and Dickstroyer,

LOL, just showing that you're jealous of my taoist thread aren;t you?

Yes I can have intercourse for a long time and give the girls many orgasms, BUT, LIKE I SAID, DATY HAS NEVER BEEN MY CUP OF TEA.
Now which part of that sentence your stupid semen filled brain cannot comprehend? LOL

Two things: control your tongue.  This abusive language is totally unacceptable.  Any more of this and there'll be more serious consequences.  Second, consolidate your posts.  Try to put all your replies into a single post, rather than replying individually.  Okay?

So you posted your question of having never seen a clit because all the nice girls you dated had small clits unlike those big clits on the girls in pornos? I cannot believe you think like that. Most girls, nice and wgs, have small clits, too bad you don't hav the RA to be able to see the real pics of the clits on the wgs here. 99% of them have small clits.

I hope you didn't have girls dump you or cheat on you because they wanted to shag a guy with a giant cock like the ones they see in the pornos.  They will be searching for a long time for that 'real (giant)' cock just as you will be too searching for a 'real (large)' clit.

PS: If you ever get the chance to patiently daty a girl, her clit will become engorged with blood making it even larger. So in end you may able to find a 'real' clit on your nice gfs if you are willing to put in the sincere effort.

SEAJ, you're ashamed that ive proven that you can't read? I've told you that you can't even READ PROPERLY with your flawed claims about my gf using jelly. Why no respond on that? You're too stupid? LOL

Deduct or disapprove anyway you like about my post, my friends already told me what a shitty forum filled with egoistic DICKHEADS this is. You've all proven to be just a bunch of bullies when I can't see your face. If i could see your face I'd fucking bitch slap you pindick fuckhead! LOL

Dickstroyer, dont be jealous please. I;ve posted that taost thread for so long, and you've been hiding in the corner feeling jealous and envious? Wander, you too. LOL


Yeah please  go ahead, be the COWARDS THAT YOU ARE. Gang up, do your bullying that you enjoy so much. Grow up you dickheads!

Errrr......


ROFLMAO!

SEAJ

tshirt:
You are obviously angry at the moment.  It's no use replying while that, as it'll only get worse for you.  Think about what you're saying and try to explain it using less abusive language.  Better still, reply tomorrow when you have calmed down.

jesus chirst, hush up about your taoist method already, your sounding mad corny.

Okay, let's take a break from any more such comments, and take one step back for the time being.  Thx.

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its my only one, and i was very p.c with it.  Im not saying anymore anyways.