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twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21117 Posts 20505 Karma 20541 Acceptance 11525 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 7-12-2007 08:48  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L The complaint I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. The response: Dear Penis; After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You must be stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management [ Last edited by  twiceAweek at 7-12-2007 08:49 ]

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Jake (The Snake: King of 141) Master Mongerer UID 2553 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5607 Posts 3938 Karma 5594 Acceptance 259 Reading Access 80 Registered 20-7-2007 Status Offline

#5 Post at 17-12-2007 19:40  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: Originally posted by twiceAweek at 7/12/07 08:48 You will retire well before you are 65.  ... WTF.    That's not funny bro.

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