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twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21117 Posts 20505 Karma 20541 Acceptance 11527 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 3-12-2007 22:49  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Revenge's so sweet Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife. We'll take all three of them. T hen goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." The husband says," no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!!!

Jake (The Snake: King of 141) Master Mongerer UID 2553 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5607 Posts 3938 Karma 5594 Acceptance 259 Reading Access 80 Registered 20-7-2007 Status Offline

#2 Post at 4-12-2007 23:13  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L That guy would be dead.   :

zhouyun Lustful Lord UID 3562 Digest Posts 0 Credits 622 Posts 567 Karma 620 Acceptance 34 Reading Access 40 Registered 5-10-2007 Location Australia Status Offline

#3 Post at 9-12-2007 08:59  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L well.. from experience... that kind of revenge would result in a very ....disastrous outcome... i can't even think of how he can survive by the end of the day...

paka Erotic Emperor UID 5446 Digest Posts 0 Credits 2929 Posts 2101 Karma 2916 Acceptance 255 Reading Access 60 Registered 2-12-2007 Location Hong Kong! Status Offline

#4 Post at 16-11-2008 17:05  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Jake said you posted this first so I just wanted to say THANKS! This joke is AMAZING!

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