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Post at 8-12-2010 01:28  Profile P.M. 
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In need of a bit of action ....

John checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he
thought he'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when you're calling for a taxi.

He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a really sexy girl, bending over in the photo. She had all
the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs, all the way up. You know the kind. So he's in his room
and figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounds sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole nightlong. You name it;
we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but...
for an outside line you need to press 9."
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