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kaiyen Nookie Newbie UID 54237 Digest Posts 0 Credits 4 Posts 26 Karma 4 Acceptance -1 Reading Access 10 Registered 26-10-2010 Status Offline

#1 Post at 28-10-2010 11:04  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Blonde Jokes Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:Blonde One: I cant seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde Two: Well, youd better hurry up and try harder! its starting to rain, and the top is down!

kaiyen Nookie Newbie UID 54237 Digest Posts 0 Credits 4 Posts 26 Karma 4 Acceptance -1 Reading Access 10 Registered 26-10-2010 Status Offline

#2 Post at 28-10-2010 11:04  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L A blonde was sitting outside a store crying..the manager of the store spotted her and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong..she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh Im sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. an...d she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister..her mom just died too!

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#3 Post at 28-10-2010 11:05  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "Whats the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I cant even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "Theres always a picture of what the puzzle is." "Its a big rooster," she said. Th...e husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

kaiyen Nookie Newbie UID 54237 Digest Posts 0 Credits 4 Posts 26 Karma 4 Acceptance -1 Reading Access 10 Registered 26-10-2010 Status Offline

#4 Post at 28-10-2010 11:05  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L A blonde quickly went out to her mailbox,checked it and went back in the house.Few minutes later she checked her mail again.She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today ...the way you keep looking into that mail box."The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

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