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Cruise for singles

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic.

He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.

Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too. But, since we're being totally honest with each
other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."

"I see," Ed replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not
keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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HAHAHAHA great round of jokes. I got tears in my eyes laughing so much!
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Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha Ha!
It's so funny!!
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Didnt expect that ending. made me smile..haha
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lol very nice! didnt know hooker was a golf term.
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what exactly is a hooker in golf language?
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Someone who 'hooks' the ball when they hit it, so it curves off to the left or right rather than flying straight.
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thanks for explaining
hard to know for a non native speaker
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lol... so funny
easily one of the funniest jokes in this forum
thanks for posting
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