Yoneyama - I have tried the PW but all in the name of science.   Proof being I never actually came.    Had three new brands of condom to test out out and I didn't want to be mucking around doing it with a WG. Btw, "zero" came out on top, but as everyone knows it's a personal preference.

xavierkk - the vacuum cleaner (amongst other implements) has received the occasional publicity, usually when the poor schmuck has ended up in hospital to get his dick removed .... can be dick threatening too as if blood supply cut off too long flesh can die.

DArtagnan - my SO would never believe that line if caught packing condoms for the 'trip'. I buy my condoms at the airport on the way out. Learned the hard way once that some brands can set off the metal detector. In my rush I had just put them in my pocket, so rather sheepishly had to go back and put them in the tray for the x-ray machine in front of everyone.

aidafan - agree this is an urban myth, but this has happened accidentally with a design of pool surface skimmer intake where it's possible to sit  if the lid is removed. The only cases I've read about were of kids playing, one just last year, and the injuries were horrendous, so there is no way anyone could do that for pleasure. That design has been banned in Australia for over a decade but there are still some old pools out there.

Thanks for clearing that up, now I know it aint true.

But how do condoms set off a metal detector?? special metal ribbed condoms?

metal foil in wrapper, or the box (this happened in Australia). Some machines are quite sensitive, especially in USA. I have also been pulled up for a couple of headache tablets in pocket due to foil.

wow, this is news to me!!  It never went off for me, good to know

trief it back when condoms were a novelty and not an annoyance, not bad. In the UK they're quite often known as luxurious wanks.

This was how politician John Edwards in the U.S. made his fortune: suing on behalf of a little girl that was permanently injured in just such a pool accident.

As for the posh wank, this was a new one on me too!

Well he didn't up in hospital, but jail .... deserved it for being a ped .... but man, masturbating with someone else's vacuum cleaner in their garage ... what was he thinking?  

Man, 94, busted 'masturbating with vacuum'
13:30 AEST Thu Jun 10 2010

A 94-year-old Arizona man has been arrested on suspicion of child abuse after being caught allegedly pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner.

Dale Warren Graham, from the town of Payson, was sprung by police on Thursday in another person's garage with the running vacuum attached to the front of his pants, officials say.

The bizarre arrest followed a three-week investigation into claims he had molested two young children, My FOX Phoenix reports.

Police believe there may be more victims, estimated to be aged between eight and 17 years, and have appealed for them to come forward.

Graham has been charged with public sexual indecency, aggravated assault, and child molestation.

Well if you're 94, you may as well stick it onto your cock...nothing to lose if you destroy it then.

[ Last edited by  Leyxia at 11-6-2010 01:52 ]

94 yrs old? now i think i heard it all...wtf

Doesn't Beckham get a Posh Wank every night?

I'd hope he gets more considering he's the only reason anyone still knows who she is.

Of course not: they're married!!

=/ Tried it before, doesn't feel any better, just different, I guess sometimes people want a change after all wanking does get boring after a while doesn't it?