Joke - Why I fired my secretary
>> WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...
>>
>> LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
>> MORNING.
>>
>> I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND
>> SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.
>>
>> AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY
>> BIRTHDAY."
>>
>> I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL
> REMEMBER.
>>
>> MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR
>
>> THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.
>>
>> AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING,
>> BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!">>
>>
>> IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED.
>>
>> I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID,
>
>> "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
>> LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."
>>
>> I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
>> LET'S GO!"
>>
>> WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.
>>
>> WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
>> MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO
>> THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE
>> DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"
>>
>> I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
>>
>> SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."
>>
>> AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF
>
>> YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL
>> BE RIGHT BACK."
>>
>> "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
>>
>> SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME
>> OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND
>> DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
>>
>> AND I JUST SAT THERE...
>> ON THE COUCH...
>>
>>>>
>> NAKED.
>>
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