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Post at 7-4-2010 07:27  Profile P.M. 
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Contagious Homework

Teacher sets her class there homework to think of a sentence with the word contagious in it, next day she asks the class

"who would like to give me a sentence containing the word contagious?"

Mary puts up her hand and says "Be careful when travelling abroad as you may get bit by a dog that has rabies and thats contagious."

"Very good Mary, anyone else?"

Harry puts up his hand and says "Always cover your mouth when coughing or sneezing as they may contain germs and they could be contagious."

"Excellent, well done. Anyone else?" Says the teacher

Little Johnny sticks his hand up and says "Yesterday my dad was watching our neighbour paint his fence with a small brush and my dad says it's gonna take that cunt ages to paint that!"




Keep on mongering....
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Post at 7-4-2010 15:57  Profile P.M. 
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hahaha... funny as hell. thanks for the post
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