Subject: HONG KONG BRACES FOR KORO EPIDEMIC
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Post at 2-4-2010 00:49  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #20 Siklong69's post

actually, I believe it should be midday - at least it was when I was young
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Post at 2-4-2010 01:57  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Siklong69's post

Fuck me bro!!!!

This no April Fool !!!

For the past 3 decades, I have perfect boner every single morning.
When I woke up this morning, my dick just couldnt wake up and as limp as a 1 yr old baby boy. I tried to jerk but to no avail. So, I took a pee and warm up my dick with warm water, apply some baby johnson lotion on my dick, played my favourite Maria Ozawa uncensored creampie porn DVD and started to masturbate again. I was getting really worried bcos not even Maria could give me a boner this very morning. I decided to give up thinking it must be the late nite sleep watching the Arsernal vs Barcelona match and too much beers. Right at this moment, I could feel the pain in my ballsacks and my dick started to SHRINK!!! The shrinking stopped and I swear the size of my penis was no longer then half an inch.
I called in office and told my fatass secretary I will be late for work. She thought I was pulling a prank because I have a important meeting with my visiting Thai client.
I told her this was no April Fool and I need to see my doctor immediately.

Doctor had me X-rayed. Then he took out a book from his shelf, flipped  few pages and showed me the title "KORO syndrome".
What the fuck is KORO????
He explained and comforted me dearly. Not to worry we have a cure for this kind of rare sickness, i.e physiotherapy cum acupuncture.
An hour gone and the theraphy did worked well and my penis grew back another 1 inches.
Doctor assured me with some oral medication, my penis will be back to its natural size no later than midnite.

Here I am, and just when I read this thread, I wish this was no coincidence. I want to warn all you bros. KORO is some serious shit!!! This is not a prank. Fuck April Fool!!!!

I am only posting this now because my penis has recovered. I just had a sure boner in the shower while rubbing and washing my penis with Dove Deep Moisture shower cream.
Goodness gracious, wht a relieve!!!.
So I am posting now to share with all of you bros who still do not believe in KORO!!

As evidence, see attached picture taken by my doctor via his polaroid. He wanted to document this rare consultation for his future reference.

Look at those line around over my groin area, that;s to pinpoint the correct nerve point for the needle acupuncture. The size of the dick was appx 1.5 inches with abnormal erection hanging down.


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DaBestHK   2-4-2010 12:41  Acceptance  +2   its KORO, the elephant!




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Post at 2-4-2010 02:02  Profile P.M. 
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omg its real...this is what happens when you leave it untreated





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Post at 3-4-2010 03:59  Profile P.M. 
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ueeeh
Just reading this post gave me KORO..
atleast the last picture additions
Is that how you go punting, Hunter?
How much do the gals take for Elephant treatment? xD




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