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dondon Nookie Newbie UID 21280 Digest Posts 0 Credits 24 Posts 68 Karma 24 Acceptance 4 Reading Access 10 Registered 3-3-2009 Status Offline

#1 Post at 4-2-2010 02:24  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Final Exam A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.' Recent Ratings 5-htp   4-2-2010 10:14   Karma   +1   rofl~

agamemnon33 Carnal Conqueror UID 39326 Digest Posts 0 Credits 458 Posts 418 Karma 447 Acceptance 213 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-2-2010 Status Offline

#2 Post at 14-2-2010 13:36  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: Originally posted by dondon at 4-2-2010 02:24 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,  ... be It reminds me of that episode of the Family Guy when Quaigmire discovered internet porn.  He stayed home for 5 days straight and his left arm became huge.  I guess the student would have developed brachialis pornographic hypertrophy, which should be a real medical diagnosis.

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