classic! what us men will do in the pursuit of sexual experience! well you live and learn

At one point during the shuck and jive when the girls were body blocking me, the oversized waitress yelled over her shoulder for someone.  It was a guy's name that I don't remember and it really made me want to get the hell out of there.  Never saw a guy though and in retrospectI think she was faking it.

I thought the body blocking bit was interesting, in the sense that they never grabbed my arm or did anything other than verbally intimidate and stand in my way.  It had all the signs of a well rehearsed procedure designed to keep THEM from getting arrested while containing their target.  I'll bet a really cool customer could just sit in the booth, refuse to pay and demand that they call the cops and then just wait them out.  Don't know how long that would take but I'll bet they'd eventually give up in order to reload for the next sucker.

Anyway.  It was a lesson learned, and I stuck to San Francisco AMPs for a long time after that.

whoa, i didn't know the TTC must provide a free ride if you don't have any money.  thats new to me

TTC is founded by the city. If you tell the driver or the guy at the booth that you don't have any money and need a ride. Most will let you go without any paper work. Is too much work for them so is easier just let you go. Not lots people know this but i worked for the TTC, so is first hand info here

So far the most embarassing moment happened on Saturday night. Headed over to Sin City and just prior to leaving, bumped into a few colleagues were at Sheung Wan MTR station and they said that they were heading for home and I said me too.. just to bump into each other a few hours later at a sauna in Macau. What else need to be said? Just a grin and point to them - YOU BUGGERS!!! Quickly got the upper hand as they are married...

My worst experience was when a chap walked in on me and a lovely girl in a tiny little one room brothel in taunton in sw uk. Id had the back massage, the BJ and had a good 10 mins in mish. Just turning the girl round and getting into position for doggie when in walks a chap asking to join in! Fucks sake!

I just froze but the girl (she was in her 30s) managed it brillantly - put towel round her and backed him up to and out  the door saying that she only does one at a time. I just stood there with my hands over my cock!

Then she comes back and I go on to finish!

Apparantly she had not locked the door when she let me in. After that I made sure girls did lock the door when they let me in. Since then the place was raided and the bosses have been tried in court for drug dealing.

Bloody hell I'm just going to try this next week so all these things better not happento me! Scarry!

I have heard from friends going to Rio is the riskiest place to be if you want to avoid seeing anyone familiar.

this didnt happen to me, but a friend of mine saw a WG in Vancouver bragging about how hot she was and all that, till a week later we found out from some websites that "she" was a post op tranny... ROFLMAO...

I wouldn't call that ROFLMAO . . . more like RDRSMAO (Running Down the Road Screaming My Ass Off!)

I still get the heebie jeebies walking through Orchard Towers wondering if the girl I'm oogling is a girl or . . .

not a great story just more of an embarasing memory

on my very first trip in hk i was out looking for a wg who had some great pics, being younger and my first wg attempt i was trying to be subtle about the whole thing and tried not to make it to obvious what i was up too when looking for this wg in mong kok.
i had the 141 info with me was looking back at the pictures i had printed off and trying to match them to the streets i was in -while pretending to be a lost tourist-as i was walking up and down the same streets for ages!
anyway figure out where it is -inbetween pizzahut and a news agent stall thing go in only to see the security man (with hindsight i know this is a common thing for flats) -didnt expect to see him and dident want to really try and explain where i was going so i just pretend i have taken a wrong turn and back out quickly...too quickly

i rushed out and caught my foot on the newsagent stand flying face first in to the street right outside close to a mtr entrance taking most of the stand with me and a couple of locals (who were quite understanding), to the amuzement of what felt like hundreds of other people-pointing laughing, and the ironic thing was the same security guard coming out to see if i was ok- and saying 'no need to be embarrased i know where you want to go its ok its ok' and told me the exact flat number i wanted to get too! but i was way past that point i fled back to my hotel, trying to explain to the wife what had happened to my face on my little shopping trip-and the fear that the news stand people would recognise me and say something when my wife was there still makes me cringe-we passed it nearly every day.
I know if i had done this a few years later when camera phones were popular it would be on youtube.

Mine was in HK from a 141 walk-in in sheung shui, she spoke mandarin and i could speak nothing of it. She was a young mainlander    with a fit body, but what made it a bad experience was her lack of interest, and her rushing the service ;/ and after the first experience i was like...this is it? but this didnt stop me from going for a few more punts and they were much better, and regained by interest.  
Another was in the UK,  received a quickie oral with a condom from a thai girl (i think she was thai) in her apartment. I stepped into   her place, trousers down, she did her thing, she said she didnt do it without a condom so that was a bummer. She lacked interest      and desire so that made it not enjoyable. I hope to be going to HK later this year and would like to hear your stories of first time bad punts. K

merged your thread into an older but relevant thread.

*Please delete, wrong thread sorry*

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Fing two condom breaks.  I hate that!!!  It just makes the wood go limp when you figure it out.  Both times I could tell right away and stopped.  Nothing happened but it makes you think twice about the hobby.

I was busy fucking a real young Chinese working girl in a Tsuen Wan walk up and the cops raided the building banging on the door.
She's run into the bathroom and legged it out the window and scurried down the drain pipe like a rat down two floors and left me in the room to answer the door to the cops - and I'm just thinking how am I going to explain this to my wife.

Luckily the cops had no interest in me, looked at my HKID and let me go without question.