Subject: The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life..
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life..

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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Reply #1 Rico's post

hahaahaha. Now this one is funny. The other ones were not so much.
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Reply #2 venetiangirls's post

I'm glad you found ONE funny bro..  I only posted about 150 jokes..  Coming from you sire..I am HONOURED...
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Reply #3 Rico's post

LOL. where do you get all these jokes from. This is the first time I entered the jokes section so I just read up on the last 5 or 6 you contributed. maybe I'll find more later on. Keep them coming.
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Reply #4 venetiangirls's post

I'm glad you like jokes bro..I LOVE JOKES.. It makes the day go by faster..( When i am at work actually..) Everyone needs to laugh...Laughing is healthly...Even if you have heard the jokes before..It still bring back memories..
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