Horny.......
A man goes to the Doctor’s and says, "Doc, you gotta help me!"
The doctor says, "What’s your problem?"
The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my "morning flagpole", give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbour’s wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking. For afternoon tea I give the boss’s wife a good servicing. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night I give the missus another screw."
Well", said the doctor, "What’s your problem?"
The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate..."
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